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Matt

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hewo! Im very very very bored at work, thus the reason for this undoubtedly random and stupid description.Well anyway, I'm an axe-wielding maniac. I'm extremely dangerous and am typing this in my cell. I'm wearing a straight jacket so am typing using a straw held in my teeth. If you'd like to know any more then drop me a line but don't tell me anything important because the prison guards read everything. PS Some of the above information may not be true.Additionally i like to ride hovercrafts, pilot ponies and eat pidgeon. Other than that im a talkative, fun, sexy, tantric, intelligent, ever so modest 21 year old with an eye for cumquats.

My Interests

Kickboxing, Football, Badminton, Music, Film, Drink, Marathoning and bestiality

I'd like to meet:

Anyone thats fun, easy going, chilled and up for new experiences :)

Music:

Oh god, where do i start?! Lets be random shall we? Jose Gonzalez, Aimee Mann, Raul Midon, Stevie Wonder, Queens of the Stone Age, Milk Kan, We are Scientists, Panic at the disco, Alishas attic, David Gray, Jason Mraz, Foo Fighters, Basement Jaxx, Audio Bullys, Rufus Wainwright, Missy Higgins, Missy Elliot, Gnarls Barkley, Derrin Nauendorff, The Kooks, Scissor Sisters, Chemical Brothers, Otis Redding, Chuck Berry, Fallen View, and, just because no-one seems to know about them despite the fact they make BEE-YOU-TIFUL music, Guillemots.

Movies:

Battle Royale, Dodgeball, Rules of Attraction, Sin City, A very long engagement, Monty Python, Airplane, Team America, Crash, Brokeback Mountain

Television:

Happy Tree Friends, Scrubs, Simpsons, Family Guy, Arrested Development, The Apprentice, Battlestar Gallactica, Shameless

Books:

Is it me or is everything a bit shit? (thats the name of the book btw)Hollow chocolate bunnies of the apocalypseCrime and PunishmentRules of AttractionThe Outsider

Heroes:

Jeremy Kyle, Trisha, Kilroy. People, who in the face of true adversity have risen above it all to be inspiration..... actually scrap that. Theyre just arseholes arent they? If i were being a complete wuss, i'd say my dad. And any kind of true buddhist. Also, Judy Finnigan for putting up with richards crap everyday. I swear he beats her. Look how scared she looks. She shakes and everything.