me
i was born in russia and moved to the us when i was small but now i'm big so i like big things and small girls. hmm... i make little sense, love music and focus on family. i like chocolate cigarettes and booze.
my music
my first album is going to be called (Broken Guitar Acoustics) and i want a few of these songs to be on there. IN STORES ON 4/20/6565 ha ha! ^^^ cool name though?
lies are cute - i wrote that song on a yamaha motif8 and it was the first thing i've ever written. i really want to rewrite that whole thing one day because the song deserves better.
our dirty home - i have way more of this song written but as you can tell my recording studio isn't the best (to say the least.) i will be trying to put a better version of the song up asap. oh and that scratchy sound you hear in the back is actually my friend working on his car (cutting his frame.)
still progression - fruity loops.
for once - this is an actual song with words and all but it's not finished yet.
clown - haha ... die bitches!
joke of the (i won't lie) until i change it
A young boy went to his father and asked him "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brat Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your sister then your brother too, come back and tell me what you learn from that".
So the Boy then went to mother and asked, "would you sleep with Brat Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts!?!?!
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course, "the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad... His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes.... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars but........Realistically, we're living with two Sluts and a Queer.
