Tha Great White Dolemite

I've become something I can't control and you will have your false ideas of who I am. You Don't hide who you are, ever. Before you judge someone, CONSIDER why they are the way they are. I love haters, I love shit talking, I love people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I'm tired of writing this.. and I need a bottle of Hennessy..The very special Cognac The V.S.O.P. .....ABOUT ME IS RIGHT BELOW IF YOU'RE TOO RETARDED TO FIGURE THAT OUT.-DISCLAIMER- I DO NOT ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS WITHOUT MESSAGES CORRESPONDING WITH THEIR FREIND REQUESTS. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT. I get alot of weird people and spam profiles that contact me..so, with this being said that's why I have all this on here. Don't judge me as an asshole.I HAVE RULES TO BE READ BEFORE YOU CONTACT ME..IF YOU DON'T ABIDE BY MY RULES YOU WILL BE BLOCKED..I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU READ THEM I AM SICK OF DUMBSHITS CONSTANTLY CONTACTING ME ON HERE ABOUT BULLSHIT.Well let's see here..to break it down into something short because there's MUCH to know about me. My name as it states on my Birth Certificate is Timothy..or you can call me Tim, Timmy..or the infamous..TIMMAY! I'm way old school and love to go back and live my roots every now and then. I'm way into West Coast Rap/Hip Hop and promote and market a group called Tha Lowlifes from Eastside Long Beach. That music is a big part of my life. It's what keeps me movin' and livin' from day to day. I'm not like every other guy you've ever met. I've been told im different and don't share the same old interests like most people do. Everything from my music i'm into to the clothes I wear are nothing like your typical guy..You just might catch me wearin' my dickies and chucks on a nice hot sunny day. HAHahahaa.. I'm also into cars and all that, like most guys as you can see. I am short and small.. so I am definitely not gifted in the tall department. I am happy and healthy and I guess that's all that matters.I've been told I'm a "little cutie" and I don't like that. But I guess it's better than being called Fugly! I am sarcastic at times. But all around, I have a great personality and sense of humor...with good looks to go with that ;o) hahaha So I've been told. Well, ladies, I'll let you be the judge of that. Anything else I forget to mention..or something you wanna ask me..Feel free do to so.You will not receive a reply if:1.)Your default picture is of anything other than yourself. If I wanted to talk to Paris Hilton or Snoop Dogg, I'd find them myself.2.)Your Myspace name ends and/or starts with "Pimp" "Mami" or "Sexi" Anything in those variations.3.)You type LikE tHiS aNd ThE OnLy tHiNgS in your general interests are cuddling, boys, and Fall Out Boy. Gentlemen, that also applies to you.4.)You can't use English. If you say things like hey lolz I think you're a hottie I was wondering if u could whore me well hit me up l8ter k peace or damn boy u fine holla at me. No you illiterate fuck, I will not HOLLER AT YOU.5.)You call me hot, sexy, ask for more pictures, and/or ask if we can meet anywhere. Stop it! IT WILL GET YOU NO WHERE!6.)You FEEL THE NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. Your keyboard has a Caps Lock button for a reason, use it.7.)You thank me for adding you.8.)You are a self-proclaimed model and/or gangster. Just because you and your friends like to take pictures of yourselves on a hourly basis in your living room, backyard, bathroom, and garage.. does not mean you are a model or gangster.9.)You assume that by me posting this, it means I think I'm better than everyone else simply because they can't use full words. I happen to be a fan of WORDS so if you can't USE THEM.. don't.10.)Also Ladies, if you have any children or any baggage that's a burden, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!! Go away! I don't need to be in the middle of you and your baby's daddy!*You can spell.*You can read.*You can start up a decent conversation.*You are attractive (I have no reason to lie to you).*We share music interests or interests in general.*I think we can benefit from one another.*You live in the area and seem interesting.Once again, if you can spell.. its most likely I will talk to you.