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Benebrius!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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Create your own Friend Test herePLEASE! INDULGE YOURSELF! TAKE THE GREAT TEST OF BUGGEERYY! ITSA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!...and in breaking news.....a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all of one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. Theres no such thing as death - life is but a dream and we are an imagination of ourselves.Heres Tom with the weather.....

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My Interests

Fuck i love this little clip below. it always a makes me chortle During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the traveller came as a large, moving Torb. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrix Supplicants they chose a new form for him - that of a giant Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, i can tell you.

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet someone with 17 asses. Id like to see a photo of the fat kid from hey dad to see what he looks like nowadays. I also like to meet the certified worlds biggest wanker.

Music:

I like heaps of bands that are so Fantasmically cool you've never heard of 'em. I likes all music unless its absolute utter utter craptacular codswallop...but.....My musical taste is the best in the world....and is way better than yours. You really should listen to some (insert some obscure crap-arse band here).

Movies:

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

Television:

black books.antiques roadshow.the search for the magical penile-eye. mr poo poo goes to the lavatory. young ones.general hospital.God Bless Bert Newton...weird looking old bugger

Books:

dirrrty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty magazines.

Heroes:

we could be........just for one day.

My Blog

Wikipedia - kyle sandilands - slight reworking by beno.

From Wikipedia, Kyle Sandilands AKA fat cunt.Born 10 June 1971 (1971-06-10) (age 36)Brisbane, Queensland, Australia Show The Fat Cunt and Jackie O ShowThe Fat Cunt and Jackie O Hou...
Posted by Benebrius! on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST

ME n ME FUCKIN PEE-PEEN

Sometimes......when noone is around....i attempt to tie my pee-peen into a tight pretzel-like knot.......it only ends in tears.....and me crawling across the floor to reach the cupboard containing app...
Posted by Benebrius! on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:48:00 PST

MANEVOLENCE..............(evil fuckers)

Heres the tale. Went to the standard this eve...i was feelin comfortable so i wore me trakky-daks.....not the most "secure" item of clothing. My wallet has fallen out of my back pocket. Some fucker ha...
Posted by Benebrius! on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:09:00 PST

OUCH! Me spines gone fuckin' AWOL!

As of last fridee eve....Me spine decided to pack its bags and go on vacation....leaving me in a slithering wobbly jelly-like state. Its been 4 days now since i could walk normally.....It pains me lik...
Posted by Benebrius! on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

My Disgust @ The Dispicable actions Of the Elitist "Stick in Arse" celebrity Pop culture Icons

Just a quick one.....I was disgusted at the actions of the Triple J people at the cowra one night stand.Each of the pubs in cowra entered a competition to win The "Official" triple J after party. The ...
Posted by Benebrius! on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:50:00 PST

A new Dawn is Bawn

A weird mornin indeed........I retired to bed early last eve (about 1am) and proceded to watch episodes of Boston legal. At about 3am I attempted to slumber  - to no avail. After about an hour an...
Posted by Benebrius! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:03:00 PST

Vomitus Majorus ouchy-wouchy

Let me tell yer...The vomiting attack i endured on Saturday night (well, technically sunday morning) was nothing short of fuckin' spectacular! I was a judge at the 1st heat of the rock-up battle of th...
Posted by Benebrius! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

get fucked

fuck everything.............................
Posted by Benebrius! on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST

OH NO! The BLUE-RINSE BRIGADE!

Played at the orange ex-servies last evening. HOly jolly jumbucks. Upon entering we were confronted by about 100 shrivelling prunes. Before we even set up the barman told us to turn it down. We manage...
Posted by Benebrius! on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:00:00 PST

sweet jesus not 1000 more dribbling drunk fux.

Played the bedgerabong races of saturday evening. a little hamlet situated approx 45 k's west of forbes. When we arrived the heat was stifling....they had us on a little stage with a metal floor which...
Posted by Benebrius! on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST