Fuck i love this little clip below. it always a makes me chortle During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the traveller came as a large, moving Torb. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrix Supplicants they chose a new form for him - that of a giant Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, i can tell you.
I like to meet someone with 17 asses. Id like to see a photo of the fat kid from hey dad to see what he looks like nowadays. I also like to meet the certified worlds biggest wanker.
I like heaps of bands that are so Fantasmically cool you've never heard of 'em. I likes all music unless its absolute utter utter craptacular codswallop...but.....My musical taste is the best in the world....and is way better than yours. You really should listen to some (insert some obscure crap-arse band here).
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
black books.antiques roadshow.the search for the magical penile-eye. mr poo poo goes to the lavatory. young ones.general hospital.God Bless Bert Newton...weird looking old bugger
dirrrty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty magazines.
we could be........just for one day.