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GALACTIC MYSTERY SOLVER

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About Me

Music, movies, books, everything and anything horror. ..

My Interests

Music, movies, squirrels, everything and anything horror

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. Maybe the big dragon thing on Never Ending Story. Hitler, so I can rape him.

Music:


Rockabilly, psychobilly, punk, rock, garage, surf,50s

Movies:

Romantic comedies...

Books:

Edward Lee, Bently Little, Jack Ketchum, Tim Dorsey

My Blog

REVEREND

Me and ladyfriend went and saw the Reverend Horten Heat on Friday. It was awesome. Shut the fuck up.
Posted by GALACTIC MYSTERY SOLVER on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:53:00 PST

Hey, Sex Offenders Have Feelings Too...

Hows this for some news??A 29 year old sex offender in Phoenix Arizona pretended to be 12 years old and enroll in school. How fucked is that?? If it wasnt so wrong it would be kinda funny. Well, okay ...
Posted by GALACTIC MYSTERY SOLVER on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:07:00 PST

Balls

I am now a member of the working class community. It sucks feeling like an unemployed loser. So its smoother sailing now. Not quite smooth. But not like "oh fuck, Im about to steer the Titanic into a...
Posted by GALACTIC MYSTERY SOLVER on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST

I WANT TO PUNCH RITZVILLE IN THE STOMACH AND GIVE IT A MISSCARRIAGE

Ok, so I go to Ritzville to contest the ticket because I am fuckin innocent and that cop was a racist douche. We drive into town and pass the courthouse. We passed it because it was so small. The c...
Posted by GALACTIC MYSTERY SOLVER on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:34:00 PST

FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK EM!!!

Well, me and Ashley drove to Ceur D'lane or how ever the fuck you spell it on Halloween, which is cool because both the parties I wanted to go to got cancelled anyway. But anyway the highway is fuckin...
Posted by GALACTIC MYSTERY SOLVER on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST

HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU DIRTY SLUTS!!!

What up foos!!!I am doing something I find exciting tomorrow night (Halloween to all you mormons). I am going to see the original Halloween on the big screen. And I am driving to Coeur Dlane to do so....
Posted by GALACTIC MYSTERY SOLVER on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:37:00 PST

YAY FOR THE WARPED TOUR!!!

A couple weeks ago a bunch of people I know went to the Warped Tour. Some tried to get me to go. What is up with the Warped Tour anyway? Why does everyone like it? The music sucks, the people suck, an...
Posted by GALACTIC MYSTERY SOLVER on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:44:00 PST

Hair Cut

I got a hair cut yesterday. Now I look like a fat smelly mexican with short hair, instead of a fat smelly mexican with long hair. Im a total square. Im gonna go alphabetize my baseballs cards!
Posted by GALACTIC MYSTERY SOLVER on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:26:00 PST