Corduroy Bear

so apparently

a mcdonald's employee got arrested for making a hamburger too salty
Posted by Corduroy Bear on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:03:00 PST

i know it’s early

but i wanna dress up as poison ivy for halloween, but there is no way in hell that i am going to wear a leotard.would i be able to get away with a green dress or should i just do something else?...
Posted by Corduroy Bear on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:18:00 PST

omg

under the blacklight?!so weird, but good. i don't do anything much at all. i work a lot lot lot. and the rest of my time i spend with my boyfriend, who is pretty o.g. and amazing, etc.yeah, i'm a fag....
Posted by Corduroy Bear on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 10:41:00 PST

hey assholes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368909/watch it. there is some insane fucking pwnage in there. like you wouldn't believe.
Posted by Corduroy Bear on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:01:00 PST

lawlz

adopt your own virtual pet!...
Posted by Corduroy Bear on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:50:00 PST

ATTENTION

twilight princess owns everything ever. there will never be a greater game, unless it's a more advanced zelda one. 
Posted by Corduroy Bear on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:03:00 PST

lmfao omfgz danke sheila

http://sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com/   LOL
Posted by Corduroy Bear on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 09:15:00 PST

HEY

TOO BAD I'D TAP THAT.  
Posted by Corduroy Bear on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:57:00 PST

i'm allowed a sick survey

1. What does your MySpace quote mean? Name: ...it's my name?Quote: it's from a rilo kiley song2. Elaborate on your default photo: me being a badass? i don't know. red lipstick is great3. How many comm...
Posted by Corduroy Bear on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:15:00 PST

camouflage!

adopt your own virtual pet!...
Posted by Corduroy Bear on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:08:00 PST