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hmmmm, I feel like I'm stuck and all I can do is wait until somebody lets me go. Yeah, and the quote "these are the years of your life" fucking stupid, they're all years of your life asshole. Ho...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 21:28:00 GMT |
You Might Be a Martial Artist If..... |
You Might Be a Martial Artist If...
* You find yourself casually standing in a half cat stance.* You trip, go into a roll and come up in a fighting stance. In church.* You answer your boss "Ussss."*...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 19:27:00 GMT |
buh |
I was thinking in the car today about many things, Spirit, friendship, family(and how the two aren't that different) happiness, love, everything, My brain richocheted from Eminem lyrics, to tournament...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 20:43:00 GMT |
.................................. |
The fight is won or lost far away from any witnesses. It is won behind the scenes, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
Muhammad Ali
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 13:42:00 GMT |
Consumer Labels |
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that can be found today being sold in stores nationwide:
1. ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 13:04:00 GMT |
Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid |
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber th...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:26:00 GMT |
Naval Bloopers |
Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95.
Radio #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Radio #2: Recommend you divert YOUR c...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:19:00 GMT |
Actual Signs Seen While Traveling |
In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
In a ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:17:00 GMT |
Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars Characters are Better |
Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars Characters are Better10. In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun".
9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:10:00 GMT |
Smart Ass Grin |
Ever get the feeling that you want to go and do something to change the world? Anything, your mind starts reeling with possibilities and you can't do any of 'em. Irritating really. But you just w...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:20:00 GMT |
