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Mommys Little Monster; Daddys Little Angel

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About Me

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE! Drinking, gambling and women Stealin' hearts and playin' with guns But the laws the law and baby that's a fact And now I'm on the runChorus: But this song ain't about none of the above We're not punished for our sins, but "by them" Thought I'd get myself a little passion play But I can still hear them sayin'That crime don't payMy poor heart is aching It never did before It seems my "indiscretion" served a "painful lesson" And I'm still begging for moreChorus: I tried to mix romance with deceit A little pleasure now with my pain And I felt the loss on judgement day And I can still hear them sayin'That crime don't pay!Pour yourself a drink now Make it a double and chase it with tears But take heed my friends to this warning I give Before you're faced with all your fearsChorus: I'd rather face ten men than have a broken heart My crimes of passion have done me in I'm sentenced to life each and every lonely day And I can still hear you sayin'That crime don't pay!

My Interests

I WANNA BELIEVE IN SOMETHING - SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE OF ME*ex net ban*

I'd like to meet:

The Muffin Man... oh wait- i AM the muffin man!! SCORE!BEST COMMERCIAL EVER!!!

Music:

Social Distortion - Sublime - Nirvana - Bob Marley - The Offspring - Bad Religion - NOFX - Dead Kennedys - Dropkick Murpheys - Flogging Molly - Far From Finished - Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards - Pennywise - Queen - Rancid - Red Hot Chili Peppers - Tenacious D - Toy Dolls - Wank

Movies:

amanda ♥'s scary & funny movies =][=

Television:

dont really watch tv

Books:

anything stephen king!! Online Now Icons*cur*

Heroes:

MY DADDY& SCHMITTY ♥*pro* MyGen Profile Generator

My Blog

funny ass shit!!!

this is sum funny ass shit... fireman ben is hilarious!! rydebykeskb: im going to a skate park tom at 5CaliCat290: sweetrydebykeskb: yuprydebykeskb: from 5 in the afternoon till 10 at nightCaliCat290...
Posted by Mommys Little Monster; Daddys Little Angel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dirty joke =]

what did 1 lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? >> "ok, see you again next month."  lmao...
Posted by Mommys Little Monster; Daddys Little Angel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

read this, its not stupid, its accually quite hilarious!

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury o...
Posted by Mommys Little Monster; Daddys Little Angel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

omg, this is crazzy funny!!

i stole it from my cousin... here it is...  read this hole thing its not to long and its waaay worth itMy girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My pa...
Posted by Mommys Little Monster; Daddys Little Angel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WaRn!nG

well like was saying there was this bear and he was lost in the dark forest so he sang songs to keep his mind offf of all the dangers that lurked around him but the only problem was the evil bear hunt...
Posted by Mommys Little Monster; Daddys Little Angel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST