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umm...im a graduate student who is rotting away inbetween various text books that are bigger than i am....ive turned into some kind of freak literature basketcase that is going to end up single, alone, surrounded by discarded ramen noodle wrappers in my mothers attic with some weird 1 pound cat that has no fur and some kind of twitch.. or something along that line. i have fallen to the lowest point last night when i was having reoccuring dreams of.. wtf else? Shakespearian prose... PROSE FOR GOD SAKE.. wtf happened?! if you see me out, kick my ass for going back to school. but not too hard, i am a delicate flower. bitches. AND CONGRATS GINA AND TONY! MARRIED MAY 3, 2008!******************************************************* ************************************************************ ************************************************************ * "Colorado officials announced today that despite controversial drug references in the classic John Denver tune, they'll use "Rocky Mountain High" as the new state song. However, this seems like a safe choice compared to Rhode Island, which has just chosen Dr. Dre's 1992 classic "Bitches Ain't Shit." Governor Donald Carcieri said "It captures the heart of what Rhode Islanders firmly believe â€“ we don't care for the likes of bitches..."He explained what's special about the song is how it captures where the state is right now. "Like the lyric 'We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks'. That's us to a tee â€“ In 2006 we went democratic for the first time in 12 years, and we do like our breakfasts." When asked to justify how the lyrics "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks/Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick," Carcieri calmly replied, "Sounds like you've never been to Rhode Island."When informed that seminal band Talking Heads began in Rhode Island, and asked why he didn't choose their music instead, the governor replied, "Because those guys are pussies, beeyotch. Peace."br /
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In an attempt to control squirrel overpopulation, officials in Santa Monica plan to inject squirrels with an immuno-contraceptive vaccine to stunt sexual development. As expected, the program was immediately criticized by the Squirrel Pope. He spoke to reporters from a large oak tree in Palisades Park."Dear brothers and sisters, we must not allow for governments to interfere with God's wishes," he said between frantic bites of what appeared to be a discarded Twix Bar. "As children of God, always remember one thing: Don't mess with a squirrel's nuts," he said.The Squirrel Pope then froze, apparently reacting to an unidentified noise in the distance, and then quickly scurried away along a nearby power line. OSCAR NEEDS A HOME! IF INTERESTED, CONTACT THE SPCA NO KILL SHELTER ON BROOKPARK ROAD! I PUT AN INSANE AMOUNT OF MONEY INTO HIM, AND WANT HIM TO FIND AN AMAZING HOME THAT LOVES HIM EVEN HALF AS MUCHA S I DO! CHIP needs a home! if anyone is interested give liz a call at... 440-637-4982!!!! If you like chip, you'll DIE for this page! LOOK on the Place a Pet page (my #2 friend) for photos of chip and other lovely animals! Add them to your page! Spread the word and the love and adopt a special needs puppy or homeless creature today! Bella needs a home! contact place a pet for more details! i just fell in love with bella's picture and had to share it with you! a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank" "Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened"

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I love these cartoons a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank" There is something I want to get off my chest. Itâ€™s about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, Iâ€¦ I mean you probably didnâ€™t hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho. Hug kittens and look fabulous while doing it! My little fuzzy baby boy and me just hangin out... and nice shot of my mangly witch fingers.... My fuzzy baby all grown up and stuck in a box! Eminem is mine and I am prepared to battlea href="http://www.blinkyou.com" target="_blank"

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Music:

I listen to almost anything.. Besides whatever it is that you happen to be interested in. :) RIP ANNA

Movies:

I prefer to stare at pictures of various rusting gardening tools.
You're 80% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?

Television:

TV is propaganda from the government. Listen people, your rights are being taken away from you little by little everyday and we are programmed to accept it. Even those mcdonalds cheese burgers are a lie on tv.. when has one you ordered ever looked like that? lmao a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY2 9tLw==" target="_blank" Erin made me this! hell yes I look 68 percent like Ciara..... lmao. who didnt know that one?

Books:

I dont have time to read anything outside of the "text" book. I go to school full time and go to work full time and fight crime and evil and yo momma's momma in the city on my pathetic 42 minute lunch break. :) wearing purple tights the entire time...oooh la la!

Heroes:

Blondes don't need heroes... :)~ The greatest legend EVER!

My Blog

RESPECT MY GANGSTER... lmao.

hahaha OKAY... I felt compelled to write a little..ahem..dippy on the way girls I know talk around this place... I was at a wedding recently and this girl, who I have known for years, and,...
Posted by ♥ The Boss ♥ on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:13:00 PST

MY BABY COUSIN PIFF

he really is related to me.. i used to hold him as a little wee one back in the day- and, yes, it is a little weird listening to him rap about grown folk things when i think of him as a little wee one...
Posted by ♥ The Boss ♥ on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:02:00 PST

SAVE THE WHALES AGAIN

When I think about my childhood, I think about dolphins. I always had a dolphin necklace on, dolphin posters in my room, and dolphin folders and notebooks illustrated by Lisa Frank (heck yeah Li...
Posted by ♥ The Boss ♥ on Sat, 20 May 2006 10:09:00 PST