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Emmy

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About Me

My family and friends mean the world to me! As dorky as it sounds school will always take precedence in my life until it has been completed. My passion lies in all forms, genres, mediums, and styles of art. I love to learn and to be challenged. I feel guilty if I cheat on crossword puzzles. I am usually always smiling and I think the funniest thing is someone who trips, falls or at least stumbles.

My Interests

The arts: concerts, operas, symphonies, museums, ballets, art theory and criticism . Sports: tennis, sailing, basketball, football. General: BBQ's, Straub's Beer, wine, dancing, girls night out, crossword puzzles, random facts, learning

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I'd like to meet:

intelligent, fun, creative people

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Music:

Lynyrd Skynyrd, Rolling Stones, Madonna, INXS, Janis Joplin, Portishead, Prince, Al Green, Ella Fitzgerald, Kelly Clarkson, Fleetwood Mac, Chris Isaak, Tori Amos, U2, Fiona Apple, Orff, Sophie B. Hawkins, Edie Brickell, Nirvana, Joan Osborne, Marvin Gaye, Mazzy Star, Massive Attack, Nikka Costa, Otis Redding, Kid Rock, Jewel, Goldfrapp, Depeche Mode, Lenny Kravitz, Tina Turner, Sheryl Crow, Joss Stone, Metallica, Van Morrison, KT Tunstall, Amy Winehouse, Feist, Roisin Murphy

Movies:

Copy Cat, Princess Bride, Billy Madison, The Devils Advocate, Long Kiss Goodnight, My Fair Lady, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Kill Bill 1&2, Pulp Fiction, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Love Actually, Playing by Heart, Vanilla Sky, Oceans Eleven, Bull Durham, Phantom of the Opera, The Cutting Edge, Mona Lisa Smile, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Home for the Holidays, Wedding Crashers, The Godfather Trilogy, Tipping the Velvet, Jesus Christ Superstar, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Fight Club

Television:

The L Word, Dexter, Friends, Stand-up Comedy, HGTV, Damages, Law and Order SVU, Work Out, So You Think You Can Dance

Books:

ANYTHING by Dean Koontz or Stephen King

    Walter Benjamin's The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction
    Martin Heidegger's Building Dwelling Thinking
    Horace Miner's Body Ritual among the Nacirema
    Immanuel Kant's What is Enlightenment
    Mary Daly Beyond God the Father: Toward a Philosophy of Women's Liberation Exorcising Evil from Eve: The Fall into Freedom (Ch. 2, pp. 44)

Heroes:

Dr. Westin, Professor Schwartzott, Dr. Ross, Dr. Horner, Professor Flanagan, Dr. Stokes, Professor Tomengo and my family

My Blog

Controversial Art

Andres Serrano Piss Christ, 1989, a photograph of a small plastic crucifix submerged in urinePiss Christ questions the boundaries between the sacred and the profane, it is regardless of authorial inte...
Posted by Emmy on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:21:00 PST

New US Emblem

Official Announcement:The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for...
Posted by Emmy on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:46:00 PST

Lesbian Code of Conduct

LESBIAN CODE OF CONDUCTThe first rule of the Lesbian Code is -*You do not talk about the Lesbian Code.*The second rule of the Lesbian Code is - you DO NOT talk about the Lesbian Code....SexRule 1. Jus...
Posted by Emmy on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:15:00 PST