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Benn

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Whats up im Ben a 4 year dog thats 28 in dog years. I love ribbon but im thinking about leaving her for FeFe the rich french dog oui oui. J'aime riche cheins. (I like rich dogs) My newest CD will be coming out featuring old hits such as "Bellybutton man" and my newer hits such as "Making Bacon" and "textbooks". More about me: I am a skinny dog cuz jessie starves me one time I peed on daddys hand, it was funny when when time i peed on daddys hand.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who'd give me lots of 'tensions and also pet me a lot bc i deserve to be pet bc i'm a good dog and everyone just thinks im stupit but im really not stupit im a smart dawd and im not stupit really im not and OMG I'm just like not stupit omg...what the funk... and i also want to meet thw squirrel who took my hamburger... so i can beat the living shizit outta him.Also, any of you sexy female dogs out there wanna give me a holla, first come first serve.

My Blog

question for you all to answer

when asked this riddle, 80% of kindergartenkidsgot the answer, compared to 17% ofStanfordUniversity seniors.What is greater than God,More evil than the devil,The poor have it,The rich need it,And if y...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jul 2005 09:41:00 GMT

ME

In 9 days, it will be da 1 monf anniversary of my birfday. I espect some good presents for it. Pwease spend a minimum if $100 dollars. Million dollar bills would be greatly appreciated. And don't get ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Nov 2004 10:47:00 GMT

dad or brofer

I'm supposed to be in da kichen but I escaped. I hope mommy doesnt find me on da compooter. I'll be punished! But da reason why I rote dis is becuase I wanna know Did my dad die or did my brofer die?
Posted by on Sun, 07 Nov 2004 07:52:00 GMT