ARRRR. Me name be Matos Pirate, but some call me Titty Smee. I be here to commandeer me-self a myspace ship, arrrr. Ye be smart if ye stay out of my way, me might commandeer yer ship. arrr. Me likes to sail to Arrrgentina. Me likes Arrrby's. Me friends be Harrrrdcore. We like to Parrrty. We only watch movies that are rated RRRR. Me drive a red carrrr. Me thinks pepsi and coca-cola taste similarrrr. Me once golfed a parrrr. Me keeps me change in a jarrr. When me chops wood, me yell "TIMBARRRRR." Don't be me friend if ye be a shit-talkaRRR.
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