Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?What happens when you say “hi†to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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