Christopher Walken - "GUESS WHAT!? I got a fever and the only prescription i need is more cowbell!" Jack Black - "Fuck you and your tower!" Fiona Apple, Jack White, Mike Patton, Cornelius and Zira - maybe Dr Zaius if he isnt gonna be an uptight prick, Bob Dylan, Bill Murray, Iggy Pop, Michael Monroe, Steve "The Jerk" Martin (he bought me a drink once - kinda.....) John Lennon (preferably later sometime), Jack Bauer, K-Fed (it'd be the best and biggest bag tag ever), Fred Durst (so I could tell him I used to want to give him the biggest big tag until K-Fed came along), Mayor McCheese so I could ask him who and what happened to the Pirate that represented McD's...............and fucking Spongebob. Everyone knocks on Spongebob until they watch him. Then he's one of the funniest things ever.