Danny Z - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Being a journalist is my favorite thing to do.
Next to spending time with my iPod.

Don't get too used to calling me Danny Workman. I'm very seriously looking into changing my last name to Zalar, like my mom. Since last names are traditionally known as family names, I think mine should associate me with my family.

This is what my dear friend Carley Robinson (onion eyes) thinks of me:

I Hate You
Danny's zit is a
leaky red nipple in
the middle of his forehead.
no one will ever love him
because his own nipples
are leaky and red,
who wants to deal with another one!?
no one wants to deal with
that mess.
Poor little Danny
is only 17 years old, now he's dead!

My Interests

and Editor-in-Chiefing newspapers.

I'd like to meet:

The City of New York, New York. (Again.)
That guy Ellen made up a long time ago who's like "Actin gay is gay. Wanna do it?"
Drug addicts need not apply.

Music:

Crime Mob

M.I.A.

Missy Elliot

Amy Steinberg

Equally loved, unequally photographed:
-Fergie
-The Black Eyed Peas
-Nelly Furtado
-Justin Timberlake
-Timbaland
-Aretha Franklin
-Scissor Sisters
-Maroon 5
-Jack Johnson
-Gwen Stefani
-Lynyrd Skynyrd
-Amy Winehouse
-Andre 3000
-Outkast
-Ludacris
and about 500 more.

Movies:

Pleasantville.
There isn't anything about this movie that isn't perfect.

Television:

The Office.
Big Love.
The Simpsons.
Conan O'Brien.
CBS Evening News.

Books:

Dispatches From the Edge - Anderson Cooper.
Before Women Had Wings - Connie May Fowler

Heroes:

"If I'm considered hip then I think there's something wrong with this country."
-Anderson Cooper. He's who I'd like to be when I grow up.

"It's a little late for that, dawg." - Chris Hansen. How could you not love him?

"Turn the lights down, the party just got wilder." - Dan Rather, Election Night 2000.

And this young man has got me all hot and bothered.

My Blog

The first time I gave away my blood.

I didn't actually consider what it would be like giving blood. I knew the basic part- save three people's lives, get a big green sticker, feel good about myself- but I never considered the needle, and...
Posted by Danny Z on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:30:00 PST

Since I know youre reading this anyway, Dale.

I just want to tell you to stop. If you do agree that you should no longer be a part of my life, stop logging on and reading my business. Maybe I'll talk to you at some point in the future. To s...
Posted by Danny Z on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:52:00 PST

It is imperative.

It is absolutely imperative in this day and age that you are down with a pimp like me.Furthermore, I'm aware of the fact that he thinks you're engaging, but is he familiar with the correct procedural ...
Posted by Danny Z on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:05:00 PST

My dad is a jerk.

So my dad, who I haven't spoken to in over two months, just left my mom a voice mail telling her that my Myspace says I plan on moving back to Jacksonville when I turn 18, because I so have the means ...
Posted by Danny Z on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:02:00 PST

Am I 40?

The other day, while my mom was on Myspace, she looked over at me reading the New York Times and told me I looked like a forty year old. This got me thinking.I don't do any cool shit teenagers do, rea...
Posted by Danny Z on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:43:00 PST

I don't normally.

I don't normally spend so much time being depressed. I like to think that I always keep things positive- or at least I try. I figure, it's easier to have a good time than be pissed off. But the world'...
Posted by Danny Z on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:16:00 PST

Take a peek.

Question 17 (Multiple Choice Worth 4 points) [6.12] Find the volume of a square pyramid with base edges of 21 feet and a height of 18 feet. 378 feet cubed 7938 feet cubed 3969 feet cubed 2646...
Posted by Danny Z on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:55:00 PST

This is for you.

Question 1 (Multiple Choice Worth 5 points) [8.01] Identify which transformation is shown by the figures below. dilation reflection rotation translation Question 2 (Multiple Choice Wor...
Posted by Danny Z on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:33:00 PST

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In progress. I've never written any novels. I've never been in a play. I've never won the Nobel Peace Prize. I have never done anything particularly memorable. Just about the only thing worth remember...
Posted by Danny Z on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:28:00 PST

This doesn't exist.

I'm putting this on here because I need it for my portfolio but I ain't got my jump drive. Do not read any further. Danny Workman 12.11.06 Plays & Playwrights B1 Extra Credit Scene WHO: And...
Posted by Danny Z on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:02:00 PST