About Me
One Of the Girls is actually a group of interstellar hobos whos cosmic train crash landed on Earth 73,000 years ago. Since then, the native language of the planet has changed drastically so they didn't really know what they were doing when they picked the name "One of the Girls", but it seems now that the fairer sex (girls) giggles a lot when the name is stated. Challenged only by their rival, "The Enemies," One of the Girls is hell bent on changing the world for good, or better, or free beer and cheese.
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Tom Schorsch - lead vocals, artic-battle-commando-soldier-man. Watch out, The Enemies! It's Tom Schorsch! With kung-fu-Irish-accent-vocal-lyric-action and his secret-on-the-go-mobile-battle-command-center-post-backpack,
there is more to this Girl than meets the eye. As a brilliant-genius-knowledge-smarty-pants guy, Tom Schorsch is a natural leader. Alone, he's a one-manned-solo-person-individual! Once more into the hazard-danger-warning-caution zone. Go Tom Schorsch!!!
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Sean Michael Francis Sullivan - guitar, vocals, pyrotechnic-exploder-guy. Need an acoustic guitar line, or a 4 foot wall blowned-up? Sean Michael Francis Sullivan is your Girl. Don't let his secret identity as "kindly-actor-guy" fool you like it does The Enemies, Sean Michael Francis Sullivan is out to obliterate some bad-guy butt and lay down some serious rhythm guitar at the same time! Work it, Sean Michael Francis Sullivan!
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Roger Sherman - upright bass, background vocals, Prof. scientific-scientist-wimp-doctor. After being exposed to toxic waste in the 80's, Roger Sherman became a raving mad scientist bent of world domination, shoe horns and doorknobs. And he plays bass. Spending most of his time in bunson-beeker-test-tube-underground-hidden-secret-laborotory
-lab, Roger Sherman is a wuss. Look out, Roger Sherman, The Enemies are attacking! Run, you girly man! Run!
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Tripp Hudgins - mandolin, bouzouki, vocals, mystic-mindreader-physic-freek-dude. Born with the ability to control things, alter stuff, move other things, change other stuff and manipulate the mandolin, Tripp Hudgins is a key member of One of the Girls' action-packed-adventure-action-squad-group. Don't look into his third, fourth, or fifth eyes or he'll take your mind away, and any gum you might have also. Isn't that freaky? Tripp Hudgins says, "Yes" when everyone else says "does this color make my eyes shine or my butt look big?" He's a Girl apart and ready for action-packed-adventure-action-stuff.
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Michael Scott Duplessis - accordion, killer-crippled-blind-deaf-clumsy-ninja-person. Once a member of The Enemies, Michael Scott Duplessis defected to One of the Girls to rid the world of anti-accordion bias. Trained in the ancient ninja ways by a fat guy with a beard who lives in a bowling alley on top of a mountain that isn't in Tibet, Michael Scott Duplessis will hobble into any fighting-combat-battle-action-fight that he can find. Complete with color-changing-knife-blade-sword-gun, Michael Scott Duplessis is a force not to be made fun of too much. Fight-action-combat-battle Time!
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Real Bio's might be found on our website, on our bio page. See link to the right: "Website"
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