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Jimmy

Funerals are insane the chicks are so horney its not even fair....crazy horney

About Me


I am a sarcastic little bastard who will make fun of anyone in any circumstance -- I call it extreme shit talking. I just moved to Florida where I can start surfing frequently and be out on the boat all year long. This is the life
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jim
Birthday: December 21
Birthplace: Earth
Current Location: PALM BEACH COUNTY, FL
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambi
Your Heritage: Sono Italiano
The Shoes You Wore Today: reefs
Your Weakness: Alcohol
Your Fears: the white man
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: surf the entire east coast this summer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HOMO
Thoughts First Waking Up: What's the surf report
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: when I am tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Surfing in San Franciso
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King -- The king can kick Ronald's ass in a death match
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: try not to to
Do you Swear: hell fuckin ya
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: going again
Do you want to get Married: some day
Do you belive in yourself: YEAH
Do you get Motion Sickness: no way
Do you think you are Attractive: molto bello
Are you a Health Freak: yes
Do you get along with your Parents: when I see them
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: religously
In the past month have you Smoked: unfortunately
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: fit shaced
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: laughing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: lichtenstien -- I can know that bitch out in 1 minute
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 115
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: few
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My Interests

playing rugby and breaking bones every season, surfing, triathloning, lap dances, starting the wave in church, and going to chucky cheese dressed as a priest.

I'd like to meet:

i already met Ron Jeremy -- is there anyone left to meet

Music:

sublime, chili peppers, cake, rob zombie, snoop-a-loop, tupac, refused, Social D, Ramones,

Movies:

bad santa, anchor man, 40 y/o virgin, happiness, requim for a dream, Accepted, Permanant Midnight

Television:

family guy, nip/tuck, house, heineken cup rugby, Seria A Calcio

Books:

a clock work orange by A. Burgess; Storm Riders guide; Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:

Stewie Griffin and the guy who invented whiskey

My Blog

Why I don't go on vacation

Almost everytime I have been on vacation since I was young, something abslutely rediculous has happend. Here are a few of the better ones. 1) 8 y/o -- Ocean City, Maryland -- My older sister slammed m...
Posted by Tee-Ballah on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:42:00 PST