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shmittany

shmittany

About Me



I know I look like my Dad when I put a moustache on.

My Interests

singing like an angel, playing piano like the devil, acting, serving austrailians dinner, seeing shows, going to movies, workingout, solving the case with grissom, going out for lunch and writing it off as a business expense, stand-up comedy, improving on my improving and the choir scenes from sister act.

Music:

Sufjan Stevens, Muse, Phantom Planet, Hans Zimmer, The Beatles, Matthew Good, Rufus Wainwright, Hawksley Workman, Damien Rice, Ben Folds, Johnny Cash, David Gray, Neil Young, Jack Johnson, Ryan Adams, Ray Charles, Yann Tiersen, Sigur Ros, U2, Mason Jennings, Kid Koala, DJ Z-Trip, We Are Scientists, Wilco, Coldplay, Sublime, The D, The Weakerthans, The Decemberists, Eric Clapton, Feist, Jeff Buckley, Penguin Cafe Orchestra, OKgo, The Rumble Kings/Kerr Hewitt, Richard Willacy, The Smokes, Alanis Morrisette, Ella Fitzgerald, Lenny Breau, Duke Ellington...

Movies:

Royal Tennenbaums, Magnolia, Life Aquatic, Garden State, Moulin Rouge, Uncle Buck, I Heart Huckabees, Donnie Darko, The Departed, Little Miss Sunshine, The Squid and the Whale, You and Me and Everyone we Know, Little Children, Blood Diamond, Boogie Nights, Walk the Line, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Love Actually, Five Easy Pieces, What Dreams May Come, Rushmore, Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Buck, Bottle Rocket...

Television:

Arrested Development, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Dexter, Heroes, CSI, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, The Office (american and british) Extras, Aquateen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Sealab 2021, Clone High, Home Movies, Future-rama, Family Guy, Scrubs, Curb your Enthusiasm, Kenny vs. Spenny, Grey's Anatomy...

Books:

the catcher in the rye, life of pi, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time, the eyre affair, the danny brown books, the twits, truth in comedy...

Heroes:

family and friends, JC, zach braff, mitchell hurwitz, wes anderson, p.t. anderson, amy poehler, steve martin for his mad banjo skillz, paul and john and I guess ringo and george, tina fey and anyone who can put on a show and make it look good.

My Blog

curb your enthusiasm

the wayside story of the myspace high,this might as well be a private journal the way people are neglecting myspace. facebook doesn't let me blog, and even if I wrote a note and posted it, it just ain...
Posted by shmittany on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:38:00 PST

voo-doo

I thought I was super friggin clever today when a lady asked where the bathroom at work was and I said "go inside, up to the host stand, go left at the blue sign... through the labirynth and david bow...
Posted by shmittany on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:36:00 PST

who danced the hullygully on the panama canal?

I stripped a screw trying to get my shelving down off of my wall just now. I scraped my arm and the screw is just staring at me. laughing at me. that's lame hey, when people write that inanimate (is.....
Posted by shmittany on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST

no place like home

my apartment is being shown today. I'm sad. I'm gonna miss this place, now that I think about it. I know it's time to go, but today it's rainy and the thought of bussing to see new places seems depres...
Posted by shmittany on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:53:00 PST

I am waiting

my profile views are stuck at 9666, and I think it's a bad sign, so I'l like it if 334 people (mental math) would come to by page and even it out for me, please.I'm looking at apartments right now. I ...
Posted by shmittany on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:48:00 PST

matching vespas

I rode home on the back of a moped last night and it was the coolest thing I've done in a long time.I've had a few good auditions in the past year, and the only cool thing about not getting the parts ...
Posted by shmittany on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:21:00 PST

notes on the future

I have ZERO immune system. First of all, I think in the future there will be glasses you can wear like how in a video game in the four corners of the screen you can see how many lives you have left, w...
Posted by shmittany on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:50:00 PST

save me, save the world

I watched season one of Dexter in 24 hours. If you havn't seen it... I don't know how to get over to your house fast enough to mace you in the face.a SERIAL KILLER who is ALSO a FORENSIC SCIENTIST!? W...
Posted by shmittany on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:21:00 PST

love grows where my rosemary goes

I sat watching timelife's "70's explosion" with whatshisbutt from the brady bunch, downloading the songs that were scrolling by for free, so bone that, shipping and handling.I had a really fun auditio...
Posted by shmittany on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST

so just give up

whenever a cute boy sits next to me on the bus I make notice of when our arms knock together on account of potholes. american apparel uni-sex zip up knocking american apparel uni-sex zip up, small red...
Posted by shmittany on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:55:00 PST