mother, tell your children not to walk my way

About Me

i turn regular old lives into orgasmic pleasures with the swing of a bat, or wand, or even broom stick.
watch out

here i

come.

from alabama with a banjo on my knee.

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My Interests

people are interesting to me...so is coffee...so are instruments, weird ones; accordian, banjo, melodica, big big big bass, slightly smaller bass, they're all cool. i like the abnormal ones though.

I'd like to meet:

crocs, gators, black people, cajun food. MyGen orgasm generator

Music:

combusticationthey sing about hardcore female agendas.

call us up, we'll show you

Movies:

gummo

Television:

television

Books:

brave new world, bell jar, catcher in the rye, goosebumps...anything good

Heroes:

tummler, bunny boy,harmony korine, Anais Nin :

My Blog

and these are the kind of things that will always make me happy

If you're lonely, I will call -If you're poorly, I will send poetryI love youI am the milkman of human kindnessI will leave an extra pintIf you're sleeping, I will waitIf your bed is wet, I will dry y...
Posted by mother, tell your children not to walk my way on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:00:00 PST

and this is how utterly insane i used to be

It's like looking back to express how weird a person looks, when the one being expressed upon is just as weird looking. When your face is vonfuhIhifIhdFlksOu'reYou'reYouryour areYou and yoursYou'res a...
Posted by mother, tell your children not to walk my way on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:57:00 PST

this is how smart i used to be

Fear, It's what's for dinner. And breakfast, and lunch, brunch , supper, midnight-snack. Every day of our lives we gobble down fear. It's in the news, it's in the media, it's i...
Posted by mother, tell your children not to walk my way on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:55:00 PST

my name is mudd

my stomach hurts so bad i think its coming thru my belly button, my leg it has on it; rancid. my heart is full of bloody... my eyes are drawn with silence, my mind is tight with numb. my lover is cur...
Posted by mother, tell your children not to walk my way on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:46:00 PST

fuct

fucted
Posted by mother, tell your children not to walk my way on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:38:00 PST

it's like..i never had to...see it in your eyes

look: moss and slate; taking (a shit) in pure beauty.diving deeper, digging further, indulging in something so warm,so fresh.feel: the endorphines; a rush, clarity for two seconds.now i choke.see: the...
Posted by mother, tell your children not to walk my way on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST

i neeeeed to wrriiitteee moreeeee

Clicks of a pen send my brain into shock, the plastic noise; a soundtrack. I'm wrapped around a bottle of sugar, a bottle of spice, whatever the hell it is, it's making me feel nice. A bottle of voddy...
Posted by mother, tell your children not to walk my way on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:32:00 PST

woooo hoo..

two thousand blog views. hmm, i wish i could actually be excited about something that miniscule.... or inspired...to write, and increase that Ton of view pounds. whatevea.....
Posted by mother, tell your children not to walk my way on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:41:00 PST

did you know the pen is stronger than the knife...did you know my eyes are windows to the earth

my eyes are dry and my nose is running both fists clench with my stomach churning... a leg twitch with a hand to follow i slam my head into the pillow but it rings, it's hollow. a small convulsion to ...
Posted by mother, tell your children not to walk my way on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:39:00 PST

feel it?

ok so.. for one, i don't want to forget what im going to use my holiday money on and, for two, you guys can buy me something! you "guys" as if anyone will even read this. 120V Tungsten light bulb and...
Posted by mother, tell your children not to walk my way on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:21:00 PST