music, guitar, reading, mythology, cubism, road trips, making crude bagels out of your fecal matter. In fact, I like to combine my interests by reading about Picasso's guitars while taking a shit in the car.
Really fat people, because there's a huge void in my life right now that will be filled more efficiently with larger bodies. Common sense, people.
Acid Bath, Afflicted, Agalloch, Amon Amarth, Amorphis, Angel Corpse, Angel Witch, Anthrax, Autopsy, Behemoth, Biohazard, Blind Guardian, Borknagar, Brodequin, Brutal Truth, Cephalic Carnage, Circle of Dead Children, Commit Suicide, Coroner, Dark Angel, Dark Tranquillity, Dead Infection, Death, Deathrow, Deceased, Demilich, Deranged, Desultory, Disembowelment, Dismember, Emperor, Enslaved, Eucharist, Faith No More, Fuck...I'm Dead, God Macabre, Gorgasm, Haemorrhage, Hammers of Misfortune, His Hero Is Gone, Holocaust, Iced Earth, Immolation, In The Woods..., Incantation, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Katatonia, King Diamond, Lividity, Lykathea Aflame, Macabre, Malignancy, Manegarm, Manilla Road, Manowar, Martyr, Megadeth, Melechesh, Mercyful Fate, Midvinter, Morbid Angel, Morgion, My Dying Bride, Napalm Death, Nasum, Necrophagist, Neuraxis, Overkill, Pestilence, Phobia, Portishead, Primordial, Pungent Stench, Raised Fist, Raven, Rompeprop, Rotten Sound, Running Wild, SOD, Shape of Despair, Severe Torture, Skepticism, Slough Feg, Sodom, Suffocation, Symbyosis, Terrorizer, Testament, Thergothon, Tori Amos, Tragedy, Ulver, Uncurbed, Velvet Cacoon, Vulgar Pigeons, Wormed
Army of Darkness, Kung Pow, Carrie, The Exorcist, anything by Monty Python, Home Alone, Platoon, The Big Lebowski, Cannibal Holocaust, What's Up Tiger Lily, Spinal Tap, Back to the Future, American Psycho, Lord of the Rings
Simpsons, Family Guy, Kids in the Hall, Seinfeld, The State, Beavis and Butthead, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Salute Your Shorts
Lord of the Rings, She's Come Undone, Travels With Charley, Of Mice and Men, Inca Gold, Violin, Catcher in the Rye, Call of the Wild, TV Guide, 1986 Subaru Station Wagon Owner's Manual, the menu at IHOP
Carl Winslow