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Naomi

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there is a very long list of things i would like to be able to do but cannot- breakdancing, oragami, making sushi, etc. i have an irrational fear of sharks even when safely on land. except for whale sharks, which remind me of great big plecos. part extrovert, part nerdy bookworm. professional third wheel. sometimes i have to ask complete strangers to help me parallel park my car. i am considering having the skymall catalog delivered to my home. very little self control when it comes to easter candy. convinced that my handheld electronic 20Q is clairvoyant. collector of english language mistranslations. i was addicted to bubble tea but can't find any since i moved. cursed with a recurring nightmare that my teeth drop right out of my mouth. i try with some success not to let my dog pee on snowmen. despite my best efforts, my hair seems ever plastered to my scalp in the style of a lego action figure. i think its weird that there is a sustainable demand for testicular implants in dogs, and suspect the company makes all its money selling neutical keychains to fraternity brothers. i find it difficult to reconcile my sexual orientation and my crush on mark wahlberg. fondness for women with brown eyes and hair. and though i might strut, i am routinely overpowered when arm wrestling women who shop in the petite section.
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My Interests

girls, reading, watching documentaries, listening to NPR, playing videogames, repeatedly showering to ward of grossy smells from work, spending obscene amounts of time entering bills on wheresgeorge.com

I'd like to meet:

1) people who think funny is sexy.
2) also, i won't believe in this affliction until i meet a living, breathing sufferer:
arachibutyrophobia- fear of having peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.
3) BALD NATALIE PORTMAN (or haired natalie portman, i guess).
4) people more on the left side of this scale. i stole this from my brother's page. for a long time it gave me nightmares about eating wasabi peas with "faces" (hurts whole lot).

5) the god-like talent who successfully separated the conjoined peep quintuplets:

6) The brains behind the stuffed microbes.

Movies:

The documentary in general (devil's playground, grizzly man, CANE TOADS...) also city of lost children, boys dont cry, like water for chocolate, antonias line, X2, crouching tiger, central station, best in show, an ideal husband, billy elliot, amelie, being john malkovich, shaun of the dead, eternal sunshine, cool hand luke

Television:

weeds, the daily show, curb your enthusiasm, and monk (nerdy i know)

Books:

currently reading:
At Swim, Two Boys
by Jamie O'Neill
favorites:
the electric michelangelo, kafka on the shore, geek love, extremely loud and incredibly close, confederates in the attick, baghdad without a map, the wind up bird chronicle, everything is illuminated, cold mountain, the god of small things, one hundred years of solitude, middlesex, the passion, naked, wicked, the road to wellville, the man who fell in love with the moon

Heroes:

1) Spock
2) Jew beer.

3) The folks who named this digital x-ray techno thingy:
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