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About Me

I'm one of the most sarcastic, cynical, pessimistic people you will never hope to meet! Nah, im one of those people who doesnt stand out and gets upstaged at their own birthday.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jay Kay without a doubt. Sebastian Foucan because he is a don. David Belle because he is a don. Art Garfunkel because he is a don. Barry Chuckle because i look like him! ye also Brad Pitt and Jason Statham cos lets face it i bum em! ye and Sarah Michelle Gellar n Lindsay Lohan cos one word 'obsession'
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My Blog

Currys

as some of you will know i started working at Currys a month ago. however due to my university timeable and Currys stubborness to change hours i have been laid off already! i was left with 3 hrs a wee...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:42:00 GMT

Laaandon Revisted

im back! after over a year without writing i have been specially requested to write a new blog. and Nick (www.myspace.com/youve_been_merked) to show my thanks ive got 2 new ones for you! its actually ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:44:00 GMT

"you'll be a man, my son"

aah the 17th of august, how we shall look upon thee with great glee.dont u just love days tht start with indecision, how can not one person know wat time results are supposed to b collectd? is it 9 or...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:30:00 GMT

Warehouse

o wat a nite. late september down in '63 (sorry dont usually break into song) but nah wot a nite!was invited to a rave on satdee by my gd friends newtown (little presumptuous but still) www.myspace.co...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 08:19:00 GMT

These cubicles are closed...

These cubicles have been closed due to the persistance of one or more students who insist on urinating everywhere but the pan.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:38:00 GMT

Laaandon prt deux

it was a shame tht da tlk wen thru lunch cos it ment we were all fukkin starvin. so wen we finishd we thort lets go somewher tht u cant go 2 in Halesowen. so thts rite we went 2 maccy ds! i bloody gla...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:43:00 GMT

Laaandon prt 1

yesterday i went on a fabulous trip to london wid my film studies class. i had to get 2 me college 4 like 6 30. i gotta say tht the world looks pretty beautiful at 5am.it was afta 7 by the time t...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:08:00 GMT

The 'Infamous Beard'

i cor bliev ive bin on here 4 how eva long it is and yet i avnt introduced meself as BEARD.as u can imagine its because i have a beard. well i say a beard its more like a collection of small black hai...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:00:00 GMT

HATE LIST

here is a condensed version of the ppl i hate. wen i say condensed i mean iv picked 50 of my favourites. it does pretty much grow everyday! Delia Smith. Jamie Oliver. Jeremy Kyle. Davina McCall. Katie...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:25:00 GMT

dogging

ha ha had a hilarious discussion bout doggin 2day. well i say a discussoin was more like me cheekin this girl who we blieve went doggin. on a first date! it all came about cos me m8 read her txt messa...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:51:00 GMT