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Dirty

I wish my lawn was emo...so it would cut itself.

About Me

If you dont already know me, then you havent been paying attention.Ok, I can see this is going to get annoying. If I don't add you as a friend within a day or two, leave a message. I probably dont remember you. I have been to combat. 'Nam was a bitch. I dont add people I dont know. Sometimes I slip and add some random person. Aww, to bad. I took you off. Dont cry. Its ok. Awww, come here. BAM!! Stop being a little sissy. Geez! This is just a website!! Get over it!! Im tired of people taking it personal. Hell, a little note wouldnt kill you. "Hi. Im (some random person). We did this together in (place or town)." Gawd! Idiot!Another thing, while I'm on a streak. Dont, let me rephrase that, please stop posting those stupid bulletins telling people to repost if you believe in God or whatever. It's annoying. Why should it matter what I believe in? I dont care what you believe in. I was your friend before I knew who you thought was the all powerful being. Thank you for your time. If you really cared about me that much, you would stop hounding my about your beliefs.If you go offended by the above statement, so what. Get a life outside of MySpace. I do. I find a balance. Plus, I dont guilt people into telling people their religion or beliefs. So there you have it. All about me. In a nutshell. :)
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My Interests

Games, duh I'm a guy, sports, tennis, hiking, snowboarding which is new to me. Just started last year, not very good but getting there. I run a lot weather i want to or not. And just watching a movie to end an evening... width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

Kelly Clarkson. She is hot. I would let her do me. Twice.**Update Not many people know, but right before Kelly hit it big on American Idol, we were a couple. Her first CD was about us. Then we broke up. Her second CD came out. As you can see, she wasnt to happy with me leaving her to go to Korea. No worries, I'll get her back. Just you see. Her 3rd CD will be one filled with hearts and girly stuff.

Music:

Music Video: DRIVE (by Incubus)

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Movies:

Mutha Fuckin Star Wars, Superman, Spiderman, X-Men(not part 3, it kinda sucked), and other stuff...
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Television:

Smallville, Greg the Bunny, The Family Guy. Thats about all the TV I watch. Oh yeah, and WWE, WCW, ECW, and TNA wrestling shows. What can I say, I'm fairly manly. Just fairly.

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Books:

I read books......when I feel like it

Heroes:

Jedi Knights, The Wetback Pack, the unstopable Tag Team Champions DA and TLM, and Your MOM!!..
Funny Pictures

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Which jedi are you?
Yoda

Of all the jedi, by far the wisest and most powerful you are. After years of doing what you do best, great deal of knowledge you have been giving. Love peace, you do, but unafraid to fight, you are. Many surprising talents and powers, you have.

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My Blog

Raise your hand if your getting out of the army?!

OH, OH, OH! Pick me, pick me! Ahhh, bitter sweet victory. I say bitter sweet because I enjoy my job. Hell, I love it. But I cant do anything about my injuries that will keep me in. I have thinning car...
Posted by Dirty on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST

My Brother and Me

Ok, so I know there are some people with ants in their pants. I too have some ants in there. My next 2 years are riding on what the doctor tells me in the morning. On one hand, I co...
Posted by Dirty on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST

The Internet is Hilarious!

I'm sure you guys, at least those with Yahoo accounts have had one of the following happen to you:1. Your account got magically deleted2. You got hacked3. You got a random IM from a random personI hav...
Posted by Dirty on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST

My Brother

Master P Music Video Codes  Now Playing: Master P - Act A Fool Brought you by: Music CodesI want to share a story about the man I call my Brother. Elias was born...
Posted by Dirty on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:29:00 PST

The Medical Blog, Part Two

.hov:hover{background-color:yellow}Music Video:ISLAND IN THE SUN     (by Weezer) Music Video Code provided by Video Code ZoneSo, this is what the Doc ...
Posted by Dirty on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST

Choosy Moms, choose Jif. Your mom got stuck with me!

Music Video:SOUR GIRL     (by Stone Temple Pilots)Music Video Code provided by Video Code ZoneJust a short one today. I went to the Chiropractor to see a man about a broken back. I...
Posted by Dirty on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST

This is what you've been waiting for!! ^Updated^

*** I like how MySpace is screwing up the blogs. A few days ago, I couldnt even post a coment on another persons page. Oh well, here it is again, fixed up. Enjoy. PS Questions will be answered to the ...
Posted by Dirty on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:17:00 PST

I have no wife

I mourn the loss of my friend. She was funny, silly, serious, pretty, and sarcastic all in one. She died many months ago. The shell of her essence lives on but I do not acknowledge her living. I cut a...
Posted by Dirty on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:23:00 PST

Answers to the Quiz!

And the winner is....   Create your own friendquiz here Congrats Mother! You freakin know me the best. Well, enough with the suspense, here are the answers: Question #1 ...
Posted by Dirty on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:51:00 PST

Its time to vent, you better get ready...

'Feel free to click on the blue links to get a better understaning of the situation. No really, go ahead. Its like a hint line or something.'So, everyone, almost at least, knows what I wrote back in A...
Posted by Dirty on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST