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Jeff

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About Me

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I'm a 3 foot midget with 2 feet high platform shoes. I used to work in the Wonka Candy factory until I developed the same skin disease that Michael Jackson had and became white. Now I ride a unicycle for the United States postal service and do some stripping on the side. I tried to apply for a role in The Lord of the Rings Trillogy, but they said my feet were too hairy.Ok, in all honesty I am an environment artist for a video game company (Eidos). I started out in test but slowly worked my way to an artist and have worked on Soul Reaver 2, Legacy of Kain: Defiance, and Tomb Raider 7. I finally married my girlfriend of almost 8 years this past summer and married life is really not terrible like people say it is. I guess it depends on who you marry. I'm one of the lucky ones. In my spare time I love to listen to music, play video games (I'll challenge anyone to a Guitar Hero game), work out (cuz I have to look good when I play Guitar Hero), spin records (although not as much as I would like to anymore), watch football till my eyes bleed, play poker until my bank account is empty (which of course will never happen), spend time with my family when I get to see them, and totally spoil my little dog Kira.
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My Interests

I like to hang out with friends, play poker, play video games (especially guitar hero)and World of Warcraft , work out, basketball, baseball, softball, volleyball, be lazy, listen to all my DJ friends, spin records, dance, cook, watch football all day, and just live life to the fullest because you never know if you will be able to tomorrow.

I'd like to meet:

You're mom....if she's hot.

Music:

Led Zepplin, Cream, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Oasis, Snoop Dogg, The Killers, Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Old Skool Breakbeats, Weezer.

Generation One
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Movies:

True Romance, Kill Bill volumes 1 and 2, Ninja scroll, Friday, 40 year old Virgin, Body Waves (Yo yo yo), Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, The Family Stone, Princess Bride, Dark Crystal, Somewhere in Time, Swingers, Rounders, Goodfellas, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, The Incredibles, Toy Story 1 and 2, The Incredibles, Lord of the Rings Trillogy.

Television:

Lost, Hells Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, World Poker Tour, World Series of Poker, The Office, Sportscenter, Robot Chicken, Friday Night Lights, Heroes, Survivor, NFL Sunday Ticket (the best upgrade package ever!!!), Planet Earth, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, The Apprentice.

Books:

Wait, are you talking about those things that have paper with writing on them?

Heroes:

Isn't that a TV show now?