KTOWN

growing up as a small svenska pojke (swedish boy), i soon discovered that i would have to fend for myself and go beyond the boundaries if i were to become america's next top male model. it wasn't easy but i found a way to assure that it would happen. i looked in the mirror everyday and said in a clear loud voice " DAMN YOU'RE HOT." those words alone molded and texturized the prominent features of my face and body. i know it sounds a little cocky, but i was only doing it to save faith in the hearts of millions of people who were so unfortunately given the gift of the "ugly gene" that they also could perform this simple task and have a chance of receiving a tenth of the good looks that i possess.