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Azrael

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Im an asshole. Im not being self deprecating and Im not really trying to be funny. I gotta be honest, I can be a real prick to most people. If you act stupid or ignorant you can bet Ill call you out on it. I dont like people who talk out of their ass I think its pretty damn useless. I am abrasive and have little to no tact in most situations. What you see is what you get. They say Im an acquired taste...ya go with that. -=

My Interests

Im a gamer first and foremost. PS3 and pretty much go down the line from there. I test games for a living. Im interested in a shitload of things actually. Asian culture (yellow fever. I know its a curse), ancient history, drinking, shooting a few racks of pool while drinking, going to the movies, being angry at random things, old school table top RPGs, international futbol (Azzurri baby) Shit...I dunno Im sure theres alot more, if you ask I'm sure I can come up with more things.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone not retarded? I dunno anyone who wont bore me after a week. Fucking be yourself and speak up. If you're all about being a vegan, strolling through the woods while bunnies play a sonata then I really doubt we'd get along. Well...maybe if you were hot.I figured if you can read my randomness and my description and laugh about it, then I definitely want to talk to you. If you get all whiny then please make the world a better place and die in an alley somewhere.I already met the man with the quickest blade North of Detroit.Rock on Joe.

Music:

Eclectic. Anything with a hard and fast beat..Dragonforce is one of my new favorites. Avenged Sevenfold, all the oldies but the goodies Iron Maiden Metallica Megadeth goddamn theres way too many. ICP Juggalo till Im dead in the ground thats for sure. My boss has a band they are called Project Versus. Theese guys will fuckstart your head with awesomeness. If youre from Montreal you need to see them at least once...and if you arent from around here you need to do anything to get down here to see them, like sell drugs or steal from old ladies.

Movies:

Are you for real? This box would not contain my full list of movies that I would watch over and over again. Poolhall Junkies Hackers Star Wars all 6 Star Trek Kung Fu Hustle From Beijing with love God of Cookery God of Gamblers 1-3 Lock Stock and two smoking barrels Crank Revolver Snatch Anything from Kevin Smith...Jersey Girl can suck a nut though El Mariachi, Desperado and Once upon a time in Mexico Once upon a time in China 1-4 Last hero in China etc Drunken Master 1-2 Mostly anything with Ekin Cheng, Jet Li, Stephen Fung, Daniel Wu, Edison Chen, Anthony Wong and one my heroes Jackie Chan 300 Versus Time and Tide And seriously a hell of alot more.

Television:

CSI Law and Order The Daily Show Colbert Report Rescue Me Monty Pythons Flying Circus Red Dwarf Family Guy Simpsons News Radio Crossing Jordan Smallville Buffy and Angel Supernatural Star Trek American Dad Poirot House Smallville Dexter The Wire Corner Gas. Again so many more that Im sure I've forgotten.

Books:

Wheel of Time series Anything from Stephen King Dean Koontz Agatha Christie hell even some Shakespeare

Heroes:

Jackie Chan Muhammad Ali my Dad Grom Hellscream Lewis Black Richard Pryor to name a few

My Blog

Fuck Tibet

Free Tibet. Ive seen that slogan for what seems like years now. There always seems to be a fringe hippy/social awareness group that will drag that out when theres a lack of things to whine about. Tibe...
Posted by Azrael on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:24:00 PST

Death by popular demand

 Everywhere you look all hell is breaking loose...apart from our little microcosm that is Canada that for some reason seems to remain (for the most part) unscathed. Africa is killing itself in Da...
Posted by Azrael on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:47:00 PST

Chickslol

Its not you its me. I need time to think. Things are complicated. Blah blah blah blah blah  the same tired ass  lines  that all women seem to pull from the same playbook whenever they w...
Posted by Azrael on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:00:00 PST

Walk away me boys

The Kargatane beat Void Reaver tonight. It was awesome. For once people got their heads out of their asses ran away from balls and dropped the son of a bitch.Kargfest '07 starts in little more than a ...
Posted by Azrael on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:45:00 PST

The day the earth stood still

Its my birthday today. I rock and border on superheroic. If you dont believe it then you're a retard and deserve ethnic cleansing. I win.
Posted by Azrael on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:27:00 PST

Public Ennemy NUMBA ONE

 I headed over Erics like I usually do...nothing going on in game tonight so I decided to head out and maybe go downtown and chill. ANyways Im driving down Ontario from the bridge and  I see...
Posted by Azrael on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:17:00 PST

300

Go see 3 motherfucking 00 If you havent you're an idiot and I should have you hunted down by my elite team of ninjas and have you garotted. The visuals are awesome and the sheer amount of ass kicking ...
Posted by Azrael on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:25:00 PST

Karazhan

The Huntsman down. Got my bracers. Moroes down after an infinite amount of attempts. And Maiden got raped after 3 tries. Bring on the rest of that bitch.Kargatane on Haomarush is blowing up. You all k...
Posted by Azrael on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:08:00 PST

Send more troops you dumb bastard.

 its 8 fucking am and Im not sleeping. I should be I know I should be. Im watching my downloaded episodes of Red Dwarf. If you dont know what that is then you should google it and check for yours...
Posted by Azrael on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:42:00 PST

LOL@PETA

 Fuck PETA.As a great man once said: For every animal you refuse to eat I will eat 3. Link to Penn and Tellers BullshitCheck that out and if you're still a fucking Vegan on moral fucking grounds ...
Posted by Azrael on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:37:00 PST