Hey ump! What are you doing? |
I was watching the Met game on tv earlier this evening when I witnessed a horrible occurance. Someone hit a foul ball that the fielder was unable to catch. The ball landed in front of one of the umpir...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:53:00 GMT |
Dear NYC girls.... |
Dear New York City girls who think they are chic,
It's July in NYC and it's 80 degrees. Take the damn scarf off already! It's hot as a bitch. You don't look chic, you just look stupid. And you're maki...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:57:00 GMT |
Commuter lanes or HOV lanes |
Is it just me or does anyone else think of Jay-Z when they see special commuter lanes also known as HOV lanes? I drive by the sign and I'm like "HOV, Jigga-Man."
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:28:00 GMT |
Calling all winos |
I've observed something amazing over the last few days. An opened, 3/4 full bottle of wine, in plain sight on the curb on the streets of Jersey City. Now, granted, I am not hard up enough to take a sw...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:17:00 GMT |
I think my Ipod is trying to tell me something... |
I think my Ipod is trying to tell me something.....it's trying to tell me that my ass is fat! The last two days, I noticed a disturbing trend. While walking with my Ipod in my back pocket, my ass ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:18:00 GMT |
Love this Christmas Song by Dashboard |
ONLY GIFT THAT I NEED
You'll be leaving for the winter, but I won't see that it's trueIt's the right thing for you, but it's tough to be movedWith the holiday spirt, when to tell you the truthI had bi...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:39:00 GMT |
Dear otherwise good-looking guys with waxed eyebrows, |
Dear otherwise good-looking guys with waxed eyebrows (such as a waiter I saw last night),
If I wanted date someone with waxed eye-brows, I would date a girl. Feel free to wax your back if you so ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:01:00 GMT |
Pool party |
I just got a call at work from a little girl having a pool party. How fun?! Except my pool party would have cocktails. Man, thinking about that got me longing for the days of going to the pool club wi...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:58:00 GMT |
Fine ass |
I was watching the Mets game last night and I have to admit to something horrible. I was gawking at a player on the Giants. Barry Zito has a fine ass. I just couldn't stoping staring even though I kne...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:36:00 GMT |
This drives me nuts! |
As a fellow broadcaster, I think I am entitled to say this: it drives me absolutely friggin crazy when radio DJs say the time 67 different ways. For example: "Welcome back. Its 9:06, six after nine, 5...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:17:00 GMT |
