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Mark Nealon hates Kimbo Slice

About Me

My name is Mark Nealon.

My Heroes(in no particular order): Stan Lee, Jesse Lacey, Keith Buckley, Anthony Green, John Nolan, Phil Ivey, Daniel Negreanu, Pierre Omidyar, Kurt Halsey, Phil Hansen, Fusajiro Yamauchi, J. J. Abrams, Jeffrey Lieber, Damon Lindelof, Matt Stone, and Trey Parker.

I think I'm just going to start stalking the following lovely ladies: Hayley Williams, Michelle Nolan, Jenna Fischer, Rachel McAdams, Natalie Portman.

My friends are the most important part of my life by a considerable margin. They're the best friends in the world.

Family is as important, I'm sorry, but I have the coolest family in the world...they beat yours.

I'm a HUGE sports fan, these are the teams I root for...ready? Pittsburgh Steelers, New York Mets, Rutgers Scarlet Knights, Red Bull New York, Liverpool FC, FC Barcelona, Pittsburgh Penguins, New Jersey Nets.

Music is just as big a part of my life as sports. Breakdowns, acoustic jams, and keyboards make me happy.

I love playing poker...Q4 is my favorite hand, with 6 10 being a close second (I know they're horrible).

I have a desire to learn Spanish despite taking it for 4 years in high school and not learning anything.

My friends make me laugh...a lot. (see "who I'd like to meet")

I've always wanted to learn an instrument, but just don't seem to have any kind of musical talent. :(

I finally updated my music, tv, and movies sections!

I like all the seasons for separate reasons, but I think fall is my favorite...but that's still up in the air.

I procrastinate A LOT when it comes to school work...that's actually what I'm doing as I write this.

I quote a lot of things from movies and tv shows, and so do my friends, but somehow I always get stumped by easy quotes that Christian and Strbo make.

Speaking of quotes...I always want to quote "Red vs. Blue" but no one else I know has seen it! Let me know if you wanna borrow the DVDs, and then we can have fun together!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Me: [on phone] "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM MY LIFE?!?....I hate you...." [hang up]

Strbo: .......Christian?

LiL mAmAjAma89 [11:23 PM]: she ditches all the white people to go hang out with nigs

Sofia: "Because, I don't like sitting in cars..."

Joe: I just wanna play on a playground......one thats assembled.

Joe: Thats good if you have small hands.....it means you get to wear small gloves!

Joe: If I had more money, and felt like walking all the time.....I'd be an alcoholic!

Strbo135 (7:59:34 PM): then im going to have to murder someone....and i really dont feel like killing someone....at least not in october....its too cliche.

Strbo135 (8:03:31 PM): no, cause then she'll kill herself....and i dont wanna be responsible for anyone killing themselves....at least not in October...its too cliche.

LiL mAmAjAma89 [6:43 PM]: touching v's and d's and stuff..then falling down.

Strbo135 [12:10 AM]: htfubismbbdiywa*

Strbo135 [2:07 AM]: *14 inches of subwoofer recoil*

Risenfromashes12 (5:42:52 PM): got to shower cut someones hair play ddr and play red light green light with a kid on my block then im ready

Risenfromashes12 [6:21 P.M.]: kinda want to do something

Oddpac87 [6:21 P.M.]: word...word

Risenfromashes12 [6:21 P.M.]: like shoot fire balls at gas

skyscrapersunset (10:54:12 PM): i hear the ice cream truck and sirens at the same time

Christian: "Oh, its 52? I was doing 62!"

My Blog

Paramore & The Starting Line at Starland

Ok. So. The show was amazing. This is what co-headlining shows are all about. Here are the set lists for those who care. Starting Line:1. Direction2. Hello Houston3. Surprise, Surprise4. Birds5. Inspi...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:54:00 GMT

New Year's Eve Videos....MUST SEE!!

Belmonte walking around drunk. Belmonte trashed, in more way than one. ahh.....GOOD TIMES!!!
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 21:33:00 GMT

Random quiz!!!

Which Family Guy character are you?
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Top 10 live performances!!!

Since it's the scene thing to do... 10. Hidden In Plain View @ Irving Plaza 9. Midtown @ Irving Plaza (twice) 8. Matchbook Romance @ Irving Plaza 7. Gym Class Heroes @ Irving Plaza 6. The Acade...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Strbo is the fattest kid I know!!!!

Ok, let me set this up for you......Me, Strbo, and Aaron went to the hockey game tonight. After returning home and droping Aaron off at his house...Strbo drives down the street and makes a right turn,...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT