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trashicana

nobody pajaminates MY skin!

About Me

i love rite aid brand medicated chapstick. im a sucker for abuse. i tried to go down a hill my first time skating, it hurt and i giggled. i broke my toe doing a head spin, cuz im cool. im loud. some people think im funny. i fall asleep way too early for someone my age. i love eggs benedict and hash. i have 7 tattoos. my hairs has been 9 colors in 1.5 years. i live in a place where there is no one when you need them, and way too many people when you don't. its in the ghetto of portland. i love bad tv like degrassi. i beat box in the shower, and rap on the porch. i am a professional at making an ass of myself. i hate when people say they hate tv. everyone loves something that is on tv.

My Interests

pbr gearys and 40's, satans blood(if you don't know, you better ask somebody). hair dye on a rainy day. break dancing parties and old record players. hollandaise. pajamas.

I'd like to meet:

people who do not make me want to punch them in the neck. people who know where my quote comes from. people who wanna drink whiskey and play scrabble. people who love hip hop and wanna go to shows. people who don't already know all the other people i know. so i guess that means people not from portland. day time drinkers. someone who surprises me. someone who is 21 and looks like njp1! so he can go out with me.

Music:

lately, a whole lot of iggy pop and sleater kinney.... but in general...les claypool(and all things he touches, oysterhead, primus, frog brigade, sausage, bucket of brains, holy mackarel, etc) josh martinez, curse ov dialect, slug before he sucked, aesop, dose, sole, deep puddle, cloudDEAD, old metallica, pantera, old incubus, kunga 219, portishead, sublime, the doors, weezer, jimi hendrix, zeppelin, mf doom, tom waits, the yeah yeah yeahs, nirvana, alice in chains, the meat puppets, whodini, krs one, tribe caled quest, bjork, chili peppers,janis joplin,

Movies:

the one of me and your mom.

Television:

bull riding. aka pbr championships.

Books:

a clockwork orange, christopher pike books(dirty pleasure from my 3rd grade days), augustetine burroughs(i know i spelled his name wrong) kurt vonegut(writes the best love stories ever)

Heroes:

there are not many people to look up to