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corinne

you were knocking me down with the palm of your eye

About Me

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I LOVE nog & his amazingly pointy shoes, all nog related activities, swapping sides, wearing nogs clothes, nog wearing my clothes, improving my signature on nogs naked self, nog & his unsociably hot radiation tendency, stuffs, weekly classics, bedtime readings avec nog (namely old email exchanges), falling asleep at every opportunity, living with swoonface, my chicks, licking ritz & sucking frazzles (in that order), flying saucers (the edible variety), sarcasm for all its worth, tats (excluding most peoples), newts, TR4's, english bull terriers,
I HATE up yer bum people, small people that think they're big, floozies, stigs, cucumber, ketchup, mustard, horses of Trewern, small fluffy gay dogs (including poodles), coffee, district line, the naff selection of music at work ie: palestinian faux radiohead, getting up in the morning, not seeing nog for 11 hours a day 5 days a week, jamming my right arm in train doors - so much so that the pain causes me to swear at fellow passengers... shit & fuck & the like, forgetting to put my socks on in the morning, forgetting to take my socks off when i drunkenly get into bed, forgetting that walking across the park makes my feet wet & only remembering this when im half way across, the district line & all its ridiculous reasons for not being able to work properly, synchronised swimming chicks - weirdo's, lauren shit face laverne, various members of society, dial-a-ride, meals on wheels, ill fitting jumpers, my cupboard (various), my broken casserole dish & all it stands for :(, paul daniels, franz ferdinand, scissor sisters, paul mc cartney (i reckon he's really paul daniels anyway), lulu, noel edmonds,

My Interests


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Music:

Fave Musics:

Thieves By Numbers
Radiohead
Joanna Newsom
Modest Mouse
Art Brut
David Bowie
Johnny Cash
Arcade Fire
Interpol
Blur
Kate Nash

and the rest....
The Cribs
Boomtown Rats
New Young Pony Club
Bob Dylan
Talking Heads
The Fratellis
Bow Wow Wow
Soft Cell
System of a Down
The Strokes
Siouxsie & the Banshees
Altered Images
The Jam
Stephen Malkmus
Pavement
Nirvana
Blondie
Melanie Safka
Adam & the Ants
Chas & Dave
The Libertines
Arctic Monkeys
The Kinks
The Pretenders
Small Faces
The La's
Stone Roses
The Smiths
YYY's
Pulp
The Pixies
The Clash
The Klaxons
IAMX
Sneaker Pimps
Oasis
Dogs Die in Hot Cars
P J Harvey
King Adora
Dire Straits
Madness

Movies:

and in no particular order...

The Wedding Singer/
The Armstrongs - The Movie/
Pulp Fiction/
Jackie Brown/
Dirty Dancing/
Wish You Were Here/
Airplane/
Another Country/
Breakdance/
Grease/
The Flesh & the Fiends/
Picture of Dorian Gray/
Son of Paleface/
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/
The Proposition/
Led Zepplin - Song Remains the Same/
American Psycho/
Withnail & I/
Requiem for a Dream/
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind/
Spun/
Gangs of New York/
Vanilla Sky/
Garden State/
The Departed/
The Wicker Man/

Television:

am not a lover of le box but here's a few things ive watched & loved in the past:

The Friday Night Project
Only Fools & Horses
Minder
Porridge
Fawlty Towers
One Foot in the Grave
Seinfeld
Spin City
I'm Alan Partridge
Nighty Night
Coupling
Whose Line is it Anyway
Have I Got News For You
Nevermind the Buzzcocks
Adam Adamant Lives!
Robot Wars
Heartbreak High
Spongebob - Band Geeks

Books:

Picture of Dorian Gray/
Pride & Prejudice/
Bram Stokers Dracula/
Great Expectations/
The Last Party/
Flat Stanley/
Rosies Walk/
Where the Wild Things Are/
Anything Thomas Hardy:
Tess of the D'urbervilles/
Far From the Madding Crowd/
Jude the Obscure/
The Trumpet-Major/

Heroes:

Nogs Gandee & his incredibly pointy fine & dandy shoes

People I Admire:
Bettie Page
Johnny Cash

Marilyn Monroe

David Jason
Robert De Niro
Ray Winstone
Paul Merton
Debbie Harry

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My Blog

stinky fucking bulletin myspazzzz mc crappppyyyyy

..>ive tried soooooooooooooooooooooo many times to post this as a bulletin & for some reason mycuntingspazarse wont post my bulletins.apparently there are hackers in our friends lists...own up you lit...
Posted by *corinne* on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:01:00 PST

Work Dares to make you laugh your animal print pants off

go do these people & then report it here just for the very sake of it. ONE-POINT DARES: (1) * Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. * To signal the end of a conversation, clamp y...
Posted by *corinne* on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:24:00 PST

I almost died last nite

stooopdily i poked a light bulb entry with a screwdriver & got an almight shock which blew the lightbulb & driver out of my hand (or that could well of been me launching it in the air as i scr...
Posted by *corinne* on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:53:00 PST

check out my amazing

MTR sidekick olivia & her amaziiiing ability to dance 'hot panted up' with fishermen in the young punx vid....'rock all' (or summink) on me profile.....c'est tres super sexy ollie hmmm eh! love it...
Posted by *corinne* on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:04:00 PST

Weekly Classics

ill try & keep this up to date:* i dont know. its all in foreign init * when you've finished listing your ailments, can you go to bed * i dont like deaf & dumb people, they make me feel sick * it tast...
Posted by *corinne* on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:07:00 PST

POB WATCH!

yeah thats rite. after so many fake sightings all over the country 'Pob Watch' has been set-up to record such imposter pobs sightings... To start the ball rolling with a few reported in...
Posted by *corinne* on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 04:23:00 PST

bet you're thinking what a praT archard is

well it all came about when i tried to  delete bloody pink duck & i pressed the wrong button & a whole page of my friends disappeared before my very eyes. id like to apolog...
Posted by *corinne* on Mon, 08 May 2006 07:26:00 PST

bruises

i feel i owe an explanation for said bruise bulletin postings *ahem* so here goes:  re: stranger things have happened...but tell me this....three bruises on my butt?! (& various other places)...
Posted by *corinne* on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:48:00 PST

i've just learnt...part 2

that sherbet is spelt SHERBET & not SHERBERT as i originally thought! i dont know, i come on myspazz for a little social pastime & its actually doing my grammar the world of good! me thin...
Posted by *corinne* on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:39:00 PST

i've just learnt...

that potatoe isnt spelt potatoe! it actually dont have an E on the end.... and at this point i'd like to thank my friends & family for never actually pointing out my fatal error in all the y...
Posted by *corinne* on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:50:00 PST