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About Me

The link below isn't an ad... okay, I lied. It is. But it's for MY online store where you can check out some of my art!
Now Here's A Funny Story... A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and he thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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My Interests

So, for some reason all my other info that I filled out long long ago got deleted from my profile, and right now I'm too lazy to re-fill them all out.

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People... so that I can have more fun times like these:

Music:

My Blog

Neat!

This is another example of an amazing illusion!!! The last sentence is so true.If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink .However if you star...
Posted by Xtina on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:18:00 PST

Dreamy

I was in the Navy, and I had some kind of job that didn't require me to be on the ship the whole time like everyone else, but I would just be sent out for a couple of weeks at a time. I know that I ha...
Posted by Xtina on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:51:00 PST

Dreamy

Traveling in Time Without Moving

"This fucking torture it kills me. She says she loves me, but not like I love her. I wish it were... The ache inside the pit of my stomach that throbs when I think of her, of never being with her like...
Posted by Xtina on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:06:00 PST

Little Miss Sunshine...

So, as you all know, I'm from Washington State. And you've probably all heard me swear that I will never move back because the rain and clouds are just too much. Sometimes I rethink this notion, as I ...
Posted by Xtina on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 12:34:00 PST

New Environmental Threat

Few people are aware of this new danger to our environment. Whales and porpoises are being choked to death. Landfills are overflowing with this new danger.IT IS UP TO US TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND WORK...
Posted by Xtina on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:34:00 PST

Weird-ass Dream

This is what I get for eating cheese and crackers before bed and sleeping for 11 hours. Okay, I have feeling this might be a long blog, so grab some coke and popcorn before you get into it...~~~~~~~~~...
Posted by Xtina on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:06:00 PST

Habits

Habits can be a blessing or a curse. Brushing your teeth every day is a good habit to have. Brushing your teeth at the table after every meal, piece of gum, breath mint, and after even thinking about ...
Posted by Xtina on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:19:00 PST

The best thing about working mids

Watching the sun rise. Now, some people might argue until the end of time that sunsets are more beautiful and breathtaking than sunrises. Sure, fine, but sunsets don't reach out and touch us like the ...
Posted by Xtina on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:02:00 PST

A Day at the Masters

I was up all night anyways, so I went and picked up my badge from MWR on base at 0630. Then I drove my ass home and passed out until noon. Then my hubby dropped me off on Washington St sometime around...
Posted by Xtina on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:05:00 PST