Hello all. The page you see before you is a sales pitch for the best service/product you will ever encounter. Today, here, NOW...I have on offer my own self, once described as personification of perfection itself.
This is why. I'm 5'11, glossy dark brown hair, cut by my personal stylist. Dries van Noten, Jil Sander, Sonia Rykiel...these are the wonderful people who kindly designed my wardrobe. Moreover, I have mesmorising eyes, BE MESMORISED. I am not the typical upper-crust, better-than-average being. I am marked out beyond even that; my status is augmented by a simple blessing, a remarkable trait. You want to know? My arse is the finest you will see. The taut line and firm touch of my buttock will embrace your senses. I know it will because my Mum told me.
I am also domesticated. I drink Old World wine - but only of the vintage grape. My tastes are refined...and so often I am granted the leisure to enjoy preparing cuisine personally. I am a domestic god. No, I am not gay or camp or effeminate or a homosexual or whatever you call them. I am merely well-groomed, well-educated and constantly inspired. I love the arts. Ballet, La Peinture, Travel, Music, Languages...I am a prodigy in so many facets...I don't mind admitting that i marvel myself sometimes at my immense ability in so many diverse arenas.
The point here is, well, how much does everyone REALLY adore me??? Marks out of 10 please. Provide a reasoned answer. Many thanks for your participation.
