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About Me



There is an idea of an Ian Brooks; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

My Interests

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Who the hell is that Tom guy? He's no friend of MINE.

My Blog

ALERT! ALERT! READ NOW

now that you opened this, you have to send to 60 friends in 10 seconds or you're going to die. like, right now.for those who were quick enough to comply, I have updated pictures in all albums, all sec...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:03:00 GMT

My New Favorite Video Of All Time

from SNL this past weekend, pretty much the only funny part on the entire show...but well worth the price of admission (which admittedly was free, so there ya go): I've watched this like 20 m...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:09:00 GMT

More Bad Art

A wise man once said, "there is only one reason why a person makes art....because it has to be done". For the most part, I'd vehemently agree with this age-old assertion, however it seems most of my a...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 21:07:00 GMT

I Am Being Stalked By The Silent Hill Van

did you even know there WAS a silent hill van? well apparently there is. it's alive and well in Columbus, Ohio and seems to be stalking me. I have seen this van several times in the past and distinctl...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:52:00 GMT

Ian Brooks Takes Care Of The Place While The Master's Away

so one of the unforseen perks of my new dayjob is that I have an absurdly ridiculous amount of downtime...even when we're busy. so I either play Spider Solitaire on the computer in the backroom (which...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 13:23:00 GMT

I Saw A Bird

this actually happened about a month ago. I had my window open cuz I was a nice day out and I started hearing some strange noises from seemingly right outside my window. this isnt altogether unusual a...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 21:18:00 GMT