THINGS THEY DONT TEACH U IN SCHOOL |
1.EVEN IF U WANT SOMETHING MORE THAN U HAVE EVER AND COULD EVER WANT IT IN THE WORLD IT DOESNT MEAN U WILL GET IT.TRYING HARDER FOR IT MAY SCARE THEM AWAY AND NOT TELLING THEM MAY GIVE THEM THE WRONG ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:10:00 GMT |
TRUE FRIENDSHIP |
*When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. *When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. *When you blow l...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 03:12:00 GMT |
BABES OF 07 |
SEX, DRUGS, ROCK N ROLL....
SPEED,WEED N BRITH CONTROL....
SHAKE UR ASS, WEAR A THONG....
TIME TO PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG....
TAKE A SHOT, DRINK ALOT....
RIDE A GUY U THINK IS HOT....
LIFE IS GREAT, SEX ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 02:59:00 GMT |
WHY GUYS FALL FOR GIRLS |
Written by a guy.....1. Girl's always smell good even if it is just shampoo.2. The way their head always finds the right spot on our shoulders.3. How cute they look when they sleep.4. The ease in whic...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:37:00 GMT |
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE |
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLEElement: WOMAN Symbol: WoAtomic Weight: 60 (more or less)Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and mayfreeze anytime. Melts whenever treated ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:12:00 GMT |
Fuck You |
Fuck You number ONEOK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON MYSPACE. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ASS.Fuck You number TWOThere is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tr...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 18:55:00 GMT |
YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN GRAFTON AND SECRETLY ENJOYED IT... |
You know this is the case if:*You would die a happy person if you never saw a purple flower again.*Your best shirt got ruined when it got soaked with shaving cream on jaca thursday.*You jumped off the...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:55:00 GMT |
50 THING WOMEN NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX |
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is y...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 23:58:00 GMT |
