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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff McLaughlin aka "the chode"
Birthday: 10-16-85
Birthplace: Eugene, OR
Current Location: Oregon
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: whatever hand you want
Your Heritage: pretty much all of them
The Shoes You Wore Today: i still have yet to put shoes on
Your Weakness: bullets
Your Fears: nuclear war and carnies
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and 9mm bullets
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: win the green jacket
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: of course you want me to bone you
Thoughts First Waking Up: should i go pee or put this thing to use
Your Best Physical Feature: probly the guns
Your Bedtime: mine bedtime is your bedtime
Your Most Missed Memory: high school sports
Pepsi or Coke: coke.... and plenty of it
MacDonalds or Burger King: double trouble baby
Single or Group Dates: single dates, group date would cramp my style
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: uuuuuuhhhhhh...... is it iced tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee sucks
Do you Smoke: yea, i smoke fools of the football field
Do you Swear: ya
Do you Sing: after a few
Do you Shower Daily: ya
Have you Been in Love: ask me later
Do you want to go to College: well...... i think so
Do you want to get Married: ya
Do you belive in yourself: what the fuck kind of questions are these?
Do you get Motion Sickness: ya
Do you think you are Attractive: hell ya bitch
Are you a Health Freak: kind of
Do you get along with your Parents: most of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: ya
Do you play an Instrument: kind of
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i think so but i can't remember for sure
In the past month have you Smoked: i don't get on the field til august so no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i was high on god
In the past month have you gone on a Date: me and barb have been on a few dates
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i fucking work there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ya i've eaten a little box (jk)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: not that i'm aware of
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: i think so but i can't remember
Ever been called a Tease: no mam'
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i want to fight a bear to the death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: indy car racer or a golf course super
What country would you most like to Visit: iraq
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: longer than shorter
Height: shorter than me
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: roofys
Number of CDs I own: don't care
Number of Piercings: don't care as long as it's tasteful
Number of Tattoos: very few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: don't care as long as i know about them

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are Big Bird
Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around.

You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy.

You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you.

How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper." The Sesame Street Personality Quizhallucinagines, anphedamies, painkillers, and other illiced drugs. i like to photograph my own phecal matter. legos, and tonka trucks. i eat when i'm unhappy and i'm unhappy because i eat, its a visous cycle.