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Mallory Smash!

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About Me

I love Jesus! I love music and I love to be on stage. I enjoy camping and I love my kitties. They're sweet. Aaaand I also love my marvelous boyfried Tim. YMCA!
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My Interests

Theatre, Music, Dancing, and Driving My Car in Mud Fields.

I'd like to meet:

Yeah... I like meat.

Music:

The Beatles, Elton John, Michael Buble, Tim Vallier, Billy Joel and Jason Robert Brown. Some of my favorite musicals are Reefer Madness, Monty Python's Spamalot, Godspell, Avenue Q, Newsies, The Last 5 Years, Wicked, and Once Upon a Mattress.

Movies:

I enjoy a lot of movies. REEFER MADNESS the musical, Singin' in the Rain, Entrapment, The Lion King, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Waiting for Guffman, This is Spinal Tap.

Television:

Sex and the City, The Office, Family Guy, SNL, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Friends, Malcolm in the Middle and VERONICA MARS

Books:

Howdy

Heroes:

Everyday Heroes. Thanks Hearthstone Homes.

My Blog

Now That's What I Call Mallory...volume 18

New things in my life:1. First and foremost--note the number 1 at the beginning--My cat Oliver (for those of you unfamiliar, he is the cat who is not Strings) is going on a diet. He weighs 23 lbs. Str...
Posted by Mallory Smash! on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:42:00 PST

Did you know "blog" was the word of the year in 2004? SURVIVOR

Normally I do not watch Survivor. If I don't get to see the first episode, I am immediately lost. But I just happened to catch the first episode of this season, and I am hooked. This season is differe...
Posted by Mallory Smash! on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:32:00 PST

Hannah Montana + Gushers

So I caught an episode of "Hannah Montana" today. For those of you who don't know, it's a Disney Channel TV show about an average teenage girl who has a secret identity as a pop star. She "gets the be...
Posted by Mallory Smash! on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 04:27:00 PST

The Worksheets-COREY, KENNY, TIFFANY

My new pictures from spanish 5-6 with corey. they aren't really pictures. pretty much old worksheets. that was the class that reem whispered into corey's ear "mallory has a babyface" lol and that I do...
Posted by Mallory Smash! on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:23:00 PST

Someone needs a shower...

So here I am. Playing on the computer at 7 p.m. still in the shorts and t-shirt I slept in. Showered?...no. Eaten a real meal?....does ice cream count? So what have I been doing all day? Well, eating ...
Posted by Mallory Smash! on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 05:17:00 PST

Salty, Stinky Water.

SO! Here I am in the "great" town of Salt Lake City, Utah. The water is salty and also has a strange odor. We just arrived at the hotel and we drove all the way from San Fransisco! (p.s. I hate San Fr...
Posted by Mallory Smash! on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:21:00 PST

I'm in boise, boiiiiiiiii...see?

So, here I am in Boise! We made it! We drove 17 hours one day, and then 6 the other! And here I am! Was it worth it? hmmm....well that one canyon was cool. that one motel room was not (no air-conditi...
Posted by Mallory Smash! on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:17:00 PST

vacation beepboop

So I am leaving to drive to Boise in...1 hour and 17 minutes. Yes, 3 a.m. i've decided to stay awake until departure. WHOO! I will not return for 2 weeks. Enjoy my myspace while i'm gone. I'll try to...
Posted by Mallory Smash! on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST

I've fallen to a new low...

okay. I'm officially a loser. Lately I've been getting my entertainment from copying and pasting HUGE shakespeare monologues and scenes onto other people's myspaces via comments, picture comments, bl...
Posted by Mallory Smash! on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 04:20:00 PST

My feelings on blogging...

Can this be true? Tell me, can this be real? How can I put into words what I feel? My life was complete I thought I was whole Why do I feel like I'm losing control? I never thought myspace could conf...
Posted by Mallory Smash! on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:38:00 PST