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Beau

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About Me

I am a lost soul searching for interesting conversations with interesting people. I am an artist/writer/songwriter/visonary. If you are a complete Ahole, please do not bother in contacting me!
You Are "alt"
Some people might find you to be strange, mysterious, and even a bit off putting.
You tend to be drawn to and influenced by alternative lifestyles. You're definitely not normal.
Once people get to know you, they realize you're interesting, intriguing, and very intelligent.
You have a lot of knowledge stored in that big brain of yours. Most of it is useless knowledge, but some of it is very useful. What Keyboard Key Are You?
Beau Jack Bartel's Aliases
Your movie star name: Cookies Milo
Your fashion designer name is Beau Liverpool
Your socialite name is Beaumanji Monrovia
Your fly girl / guy name is B Bar
Your detective name is Cat Arroyo
Your barfly name is Pizza Black Beer
Your soap opera name is Jack Tyler Ave.
Your rock star name is Butterfinger Jet
Your Star Wars name is Beafid Barwho
Your punk rock band name is The Dazed Wine Bottle The Amazing Meganame Generator
You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy? what astrological sign are you??????
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||| 16%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Indie |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Snow Test Says You're Independent
You feel like something good will happen to you in the next few weeks.
You don't really like to work, unless work feels like play. You only are successful when you are doing what you love.
You are an independent, individualistic person. You thrive when you're doing your own thing.
Your biggest worry in your life is your health. You tend to be a bit of a hypochondriac.
When it comes time to relax, you have difficulty relaxing. You are a bit high strung. The Snow Test
You Communicate Honestly
You don't mince words. You are to the point and all about the facts.
However, you are charming enough to tell people the truth yet still not offend them.
It's likely that you have a hilarious, no holds barred sense of humor. And you sure tell an entertaining story!
You're also quite open. People can ask you anything, and you don't shy away from controversial conversation topics. What Kind of Communicator Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

IF YOU ARE A MODEL/ACTRESS/WHORE WITH OVER 300 MALE FRIENDS,A CRAPPY NOBODY BAND,OR SOMEONE WITH A WEB-CAM,DON'T TRY TO ADD ME!!!People who enjoy music,anime,writing,video games,and who really wants to be my friend!

My Blog

I'm a member of D.A.M.M.! Drunks Against Mad Mothers!

What's the deal with people who block the parking lot aisles waiting for a spot? I can understand those who drive up and down the aisles to look for a space; but to stop and hold up other cars because...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:57:00 GMT

Beaurat: Misadventures of local guy trying to get Starbucks while avoiding bums and a'holes!

Chapter Five: "The hungry family and the a'hole at the front of the line!" I must have pissed off the "Starbucks Gods", because today was a bad day for coffee! First I went to Jack-in-the-Box this mor...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 16:12:00 GMT

Lunar Manifesto?

Below is the introduction summary of one of my work-in-progress stories entitled "Lunar Manifesto". If you have any ideas or suggestions that you feel I should or consider toward this story, then plea...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:02:00 GMT

Ronald McDonald House is like Neverland Ranch without the creepy guy!

For about two weeks now, I have been averaging about 1 hour of sleep a night. In those 1 hour spans I would have boring dreams like waiting in line at Starbucks or waiting in a bank parking lot in whi...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:32:00 GMT

Beaurat: Misadventures of local guy trying to get Starbucks while avoiding bums and a'holes!

Chapter Four: "The vulnerable Beaurat and the upper-class beggar!" Of all the things to forget today I forgot to bring my ipod with me to school. Instead of listening to music today, I had t...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:22:00 GMT

How will America take to the new "British" James Bond?

What is the deal with people who just touch other people for no reason at all? Im talking about those who for some reason has to have their hand on your shoulder while their talking, or those who have...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 00:00:00 GMT

I have named myself "Messiah of Video Games"!

For those who love or enjoy video games, allow me to give my thoughts on the Playstation 3 and the Nintendo Wii! First off, the Playstation 3 is over-rated, over-priced, and a waste of time and energy...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 13:26:00 GMT

Your not quite 7eleven material!

Allow me to point out an interesting point. Most self-help books,discs,etc. that involve improving a persons love life are writen by single people who also have trouble with relationships! These autho...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 15:15:00 GMT

You mean that it is both incredible and edible?

Since the meaning of Thanksgiving is the food I will now present to you all the five strangest things that I've seen people eat in order to make you more thankful of the mighty turkey! 1. Pancakes wit...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 13:50:00 GMT

Sometimes the truth hurts!

The True Thanksgiving Story by Dennis Rupert It seems that every year we are treated to articles attempting to disprove the "myth of Thanksgiving." In these articles we are told that: the Pilgrims we...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 19:44:00 GMT