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Alpha Brando|n

Rising Stock

About Me

I'm not going to tell you how awesome I am (spot the irony?). One day you might meet me and find out though. Look for the guy who is surrounded by his friends and is having more fun than you. Then come over and have fun with us, because there's nothing better than making new friends. If you bring pie, you'll be set for life!
Here are a few things I can do that I'm proud of:
• Make you laugh
• Handstands
• Parler francais
• Land a 360 on skis
• Change a baby's diaper with one hand
• Run 10 km in 45 1/2 minutes
• Train you to Run 10 km (7 years as a run leader!)
• Change my oil and replace my brakes
• Say the alphabet backwards
• Proofread your assignment
• Shotgun a beer faster than your mom
Everyone has faults, the fun part is finding out WHICH ONES, and then learning to deal with them.
My name is Brandon, and it would be your pleasure to meet me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who cares about who people are and not what they have. People who would rather fight for a friendship than say 'whatever, I have others'. Someone who would try that hole-in-the-wall restaurant because it might just be good.

... and someone to show me that I ain't seen nothing yet.

Last Top 8 Randomization: June 28th

My Blog

An amazing feat by an amazing meat.

Ok, so I was playing hockey this afternoon with Renee at her work. The building has water on one side of it and forested area all around, so wildlife is not an uncommon things to see now and again. D...
Posted by Alpha Brando|n on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:37:00 PST

Drinking + Hockey = Yay! (Whistler Tourney 2006)

As expected, it was an epic weekend.Weekend At-A-Glance StatsHockey games: 3 (2 wins 1 loss)Sleep: 7 hours. (2 hrs Friday, 1 hr nap, 4 hrs Saturday)Money spent on food and booze: $200Bars visited: 3Ea...
Posted by Alpha Brando|n on Mon, 29 May 2006 05:37:00 PST

She's gone... It's time to move on.

Today I made a horrible discovery. The reason behind the shaky braking, the wobbly steering, the strange noise, the sparks and smoke (just kidding)... MY FORK HAS CRACKED IN HALF! (see profile pict...
Posted by Alpha Brando|n on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:50:00 PST

RIDDLE: My 'S3' Sleep Routine...

Hello, I often mention on my MSN that I'm in the middle of the S3 sleep routine (Not to be confused with the S3 morning routine that most of us share). A new friend recently inquired about it and...
Posted by Alpha Brando|n on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:12:00 PST

My poor lil' car... (Rear-Ended!)

I got rear-ended this morning. I'm pissed. I didn't want anything else to have to deal with right now. Yeah, the lady was apologetic. Yeah, the first thing she asked was if I was ok (though she checke...
Posted by Alpha Brando|n on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:15:00 PST

Top 8 Superstars

Hey y'all. My top 8 is on rotation. Some of you read a lot into the placement, so now I'm gonna rotate through pretty randomly and mix it up to keep it fresh. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't be you...
Posted by Alpha Brando|n on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:36:00 PST

Random Inquisition 2! Ignored!

I was ignored by the subject of Random Inquisition #2. That puts me at 50 percent success for getting questions answered. Seeing as I was polite and courteous, I will have to assume it's because the...
Posted by Alpha Brando|n on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 08:49:00 PST

I am not your free advertising

Dear Bands: I am not your free advertising. If you send me a friends request without even an accompanying comment saying "Hi, this is who we are, this is why you should check us out" then I will deny...
Posted by Alpha Brando|n on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 05:28:00 PST

Randon Inquisition 1 - Results

Random Inquisition 1 was a success! As a result of harassing a random person, I figured out how to get tons of friends on an empty profile: Have another 'music' profile which is NOT empty and use...
Posted by Alpha Brando|n on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:35:00 PST

Random Inquisition - Part 1

I just tried something new. No, not where I had a 10pm snack, I've been there before. I found a random person and asked the questions that came to mind when looking at her profile. A bit odd I suppo...
Posted by Alpha Brando|n on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:02:00 PST