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The Condom faerie

The number you have dialed is no longer in service. Hang up and leave me the f*** alone.

About Me

There are 3 things I love in life: [GNAT made me change this], cooking, and [GNAT made me change this]. Did I mention that I like [GNAT made me change this]

I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

If you request to be my friend and don't message me to even say hi, I WILL NOT ACCEPT!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

...Probably not you. Did you know me in high school? Yeah, I'm really not interested in being your friend now just because you used to know me. That's really lame and quite unacceptable. There are a few people that it would be ok to hear from-- you can always message me to see if it's you. If it's not, I'll just ignore you.

Music:


I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!

Television:

I love Joss Whedon! So natually, anything Buffy, Angel or Firefly. Also, I love the Family Guy, Simpsons, Law and Order: SVU/ CI, LOST! and House.

My Blog

I just fell in love... with a body wash!

So, between finding the perfect toothbrush and the perfect toothpaste, I am also on the quest to find the most perfect bodywash, and I think I have found it! It's called:Caress Exotic Oil Infusions Cr...
Posted by fragglesmurf on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:34:00 PST

My baby niece..Jasmine Lea

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Posted by fragglesmurf on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:45:00 PST

Matthew is getting Married

Matthew Brechner is getting married! I'm not sure of the exact dates, but the plan is sometime in March. Oh and it's in Hawaii. I'm really hoping that Aaron and I can afford to go since the ol' chap i...
Posted by fragglesmurf on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST

Finally the JAMAICA pics!!!

Here are the pics. ENJOY!...
Posted by fragglesmurf on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:32:00 PST

Can't sleep

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!Can't sl...
Posted by fragglesmurf on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:30:00 PST

I have lost faith in mankind and I need a tattoo

Well, there is no real reason why I have lost faith in mankind. I  just have. Most people suck. Also, I think I need another tattoo. I was thinking of a large bottle with the words "posion" wri...
Posted by fragglesmurf on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:58:00 PST

Why I don't want to be your friend-- a list.

*  I didn't like you very much in high school/work/college, which also means I won't like you now. * You voted for Bush. * You don't use your turn signals. * You are a general crap head to everyo...
Posted by fragglesmurf on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:02:00 PST