TRUTH SEEKER (Turtle Song) |
Im gonna take a bite of the pie in the skyAnd I will decide if its wrong or rightAnd the size of the bite depends upon my appetiteIm gonna freeze-dry my rational mindAnd suspend disbelief and go be...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:33:00 GMT |
THRONE |
I don't care where you've been, It's not as important as what you've done, and I don't care where you go,It's not as crucial as who you know,and the time we spend alone brings us closer to throne,I do...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:32:00 GMT |
If A Cup |
Ive got an education, but I dont want a real job,I think I need a vacation; Im just a lazy slob,I wanna go to some wide open spaces and burn it up,Oh oh oh oh, Im if a cup, Im if a cup,Ive got...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:31:00 GMT |
I Put My Monkey In The Weasel Bag |
I Put My Monkey In The Weasel Bag and tied it up with cheeseMy monkey burnt my brain bologna and the cat stole the bee's kneesChristmas lights, clam dip delightand I slipped something in your drinkWhe...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:29:00 GMT |
HIT |
I took one hit for my motherI took one hit for my dadI took a hit for Jesus and for all the loves I hadI took a hit for Elvisand one for Johnny CashI took a hit with aliensand man I had a blastI took ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:37:00 GMT |
DRINK & DRIVE |
I wanna drink & drive I wanna get real highI wanna run over your great dane in my truck tonightI Wanna drink & drive and go 105and with the good Lord on my side, I'll make it home aliveI'm drunk again...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:36:00 GMT |
REVULSION |
Well, you think I'm kinda cuteAnd I thought you were pretty coolAnd you talked a big game about screwin'And you wanted me to throw it in you And I was drunk, so I did, like a desperate foolWhy, oh wh...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:35:00 GMT |
THE HOODED WARRIOR |
The Hooded Warrior is gonna ride tonightroaming through the forest looking for a fightHe stabbed the giant beaver and he smashed the bearded clamThe Hooded Warrior's riding and he don't give a damnWhe...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:34:00 GMT |
RUBBER CHICKEN FACTORY |
I gotta work for my chickenI gotta bring home the breadI gotta work for my childrenSo's that they can get fedWorkin' in a rubber chicken factoryWorkin' in a rubber chicken factoryI gotta bring home th...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:33:00 GMT |
FORK |
This is my favorite fork, The one I like to eat with mostThis is the fork that fed my face when life became a jokeThis is the fovorite fork that fed me when I thought I'd lost all hopeAnd now it's get...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:30:00 GMT |
