Kate [S4C] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I was born in a traveling circus... daughter to the bearded-lady and the midget snake man.

I was a great dissapointment for them - "too normal," they said.

Next thing I knew, I was sold at three years of age to my current parents.

At twelve years of age, they tried to sell me, too.

Thankfully, the only couple interested were bush people from Africa and my current parents thought that would be too much a shock for a pretty twelve year old white girl.

Now, I collect disposable lighters and shine my shoes with boogers.

I like to take pictures, but can't afford a camera so I just hold my fingers near my eyes, press sharply at the corner of my eye and loudly pronounce "Cliiick!".

My hobbies include cataloguing scabies samples, making out with Lunch Ladies and bumping into moving cars.

I also enjoy playing a round or two of naked equestrian water polo.

I'm British.Watch out.

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My Interests

Obscure pop culture references

N64

Kids with fucked up families that do art

Kittens

Recapping the next morning

Piercings.

Grammar.

Rap lyrics

Guitar.

Music.

Making lists

Covering unaddressed issues

Tattoos.

Lazy poor skaters that come from money and don't know their limit

Theatre.

Photography.

I'd like to meet:

Captain Jean LucPicard [Meeting him July 19th]

Zombies.

Gabe and Tycho.

I want to meet Jack Lalane.

He's the one with the power juicer.

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Music:

Alexisonfire.

Andrew W.K.

Arcade Fire

At The Drive In

Armour For Sleep

Bad Religion

BearVs.Shark

Beastie Boys

Ben Folds

Black Flag

Bob Marley

The Clash

Counting Heartbeats.

The Decemberists.

Death Cab For Cutie

Italian Edition.

Interpol

Kincaide.

Metric

The Misfits.

Modest Mouse

Moneyshot

Muse.

Protest The Hero

Queen

Sufjan Stevens

Turbonegro

Movies:

Fight Club.

The Science Of Sleep.

Breakfast Club

Spun.

SLC Punk.

Rushmore

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.

Suicide Girls: The First Tour.

Sid and Nancy

The Squid and the Whale

Shaun of the Dead.

Domino

Rushmore

Wet Hot American Summer

Firestorm

Television:

Little Britain.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

The Colbert Report.

Star Trek: Next Gen.

Black Books.

Da Ali G Show

Clone High.

Wonder Showzen.

The Littlest Hobo

The A Team

Prime Suspect

The First 48

Creepy Canada

Books:

Choke. Lullaby. Diary. Invisible Monsters.

Heavier Than Heaven.

Heroes:

Cheerleader form Teen Girl Squad.

My Blog

Matt.

Matt and I talk on the phone regularly.And we're awesome at it.We'll talk for hours, and we're amazing conversationalists.Here's just a small part of tonight's conversation.Kate: So, I went to the Hal...
Posted by Kate [S4C] on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:04:00 PST

DO IT!!!

Alright. I want everyone to leave me a comment on my profile and/or about one of my pictures. You do this because you all heart me. I hope. Probably not. But. DO IT! ...
Posted by Kate [S4C] on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 08:18:00 PST

Invalid Subject line, you cannot leave the subject blank.

Alright my devoted readers and fans. All one of you. Who am I kidding. Nobody reads this. *le sigh* I'm bored. And I think I want to go downtown. Indeed. Downtown would be most enj...
Posted by Kate [S4C] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Anyone?

Does anybody want to comment on this? At all? No? Sweet. That's all.
Posted by Kate [S4C] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Singing in t3h rain!

Hey champs. I figure I should update this. It being a blog n' all. I'm trying to get a song, called Feel Good Inc, by the Gorillaz. But Matt's a douche, and won't send it to me He will actually....
Posted by Kate [S4C] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

First post EVAR.

Kay you guys. I have no idea what to put in a blog like this. So I'm a just gonna say that I'm hungry, and I think I should go make myself a smoothie or something. Sounds like a plan. <3
Posted by Kate [S4C] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST