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Barry Fanilow

I've always wanted to grow a beard so that when I'm thinking I can stroke it and say, Hmm, interesti

About Me

I have the handwriting of an eight year old boy.

My Interests

I enjoy playing tickly bender.

I'd like to meet:

this guy:

Music:

Here are a few: Old Crow Medicine Show, Wayfaring Strangers, Gillian Welch, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Martin Sexton, Eva Cassidy, Willie Nelson, Rufus Wainwright, Martha Wainwright, Tracy Bonham, Regina Spektor, Ryan Adams, Lucinda Williams, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Lady Sovereign, Pixies, Ani Difranco, Tori Amos, The Meat Purveyors, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Janis Joplin, Stevie Wonder, The Jackson 5, Michael Jackson, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, The Be Good Tanyas, 99 Tales, Aimee Mann, Von Bondies, Bright Eyes, Grateful Dead, Dangerdoom, Handsome Boy Modeling School, James Brown, James Kochalka, Kings of Leon, Loretta Lynn, Oscar Wood, Muddy Waters, PJ Harvey, Radiohead, Tenacious D, and bazillions more. Yes, bazillion is a real number. I likes me lots and lots of music, but the song below is especially heart-touching!.. width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

All time favorite is Easy Rider. After that there are many good ones like Amelie, The Royal Tenenbaums, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and well, too many others to name.

Television:

Strangers with Candy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Freaks and Geeks, Simpsons, Futurama, and stuff

Books:

Reading is for losers.

Heroes:

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My Blog

I might have to quit.

For those of you who don't know...I am a nanny now.  One of the girls I watch was sick today so I allowed her to watch videos which is something I don't normally do.  She chose a video calle...
Posted by Barry Fanilow on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:17:00 PST

Valentimes Day

Note: Apparently guys don't like it when you ask them if they just got done taking a giant dump.  This was asked after a 15 minute bathroom break.  I just thought I should give you the heads...
Posted by Barry Fanilow on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:55:00 PST

No me molesta!

This morning I was on my way to work.  It was about 7:45 am.  I quickly jumped onto the L train.  It was crowded.  It is usually crowded, but it was incredibly crowded this morning...
Posted by Barry Fanilow on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:15:00 PST

I haz got pink eye.

Would anyone be interested in licking my eyeballs?  I won't charge anything....
Posted by Barry Fanilow on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:01:00 PST

Ow!!

My ball eyes hurt.
Posted by Barry Fanilow on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:07:00 PST

Im going to get gangrene.

And I don't even care.  My limbs are going to be SO stinky.
Posted by Barry Fanilow on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:36:00 PST

I just saw something awesome!

So, I was coming home from a friend's apt. tonight and I saw something that made me laugh really hard.  I was walking down the hallway and there were 4 people hanging out.  One guy was holdi...
Posted by Barry Fanilow on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:17:00 PST

Epic

The other day, whilst in Wyoming, a mean looking cowboy with an eyepatch said to me, "Stay cool".  I decided that I shall indeed remain cool.
Posted by Barry Fanilow on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:51:00 PST

Kool-Aid

I was just thinking about how delicious Kool-Aid is.  It really is good, but I haven't had it in years.  The main reason being that they discontinued Purplesaurus Rex.  That was the bes...
Posted by Barry Fanilow on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:32:00 PST

Give me your car so I can break it.

I am bad luck.  People that know the Tschetters know that we don't have nice cars.  We have never owned a car that has been made in the same decade in which we purchased it.  Last week ...
Posted by Barry Fanilow on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:21:00 PST