Graydon James is the kind of person who still appreciates the value of a good mix tape. He owns many things, one of which is a typewriter. He also has a good head of hair on him. He can see, literally, millions of different colours all at once. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Graydon has written songs about ninjas, about walking around corners and falling in love, about leaving a small town, about being nervous, about grabbing your coat and being late, about putting two keys in an envelope, about grandmothers, about accidents with the human heart, about getting dropkicked, about talking to yourself, about lying to avoid work, about making sure, and about sitting in cars listening to music. He's not the best thing that ever happened in the history of the world, but he thinks that you are.