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Chris

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About Me

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This is me as a south park character
Chris A.k.a.: Kracka is one tight surfer dude. Hes just about the only person who I can have a decent intellectual conversation because hes a smart guy and is interested (and interesting) enough to have one with. He is the hands down SackMaster! He uses a lot of double standards and that is just fucking hilarious. Really kick back son of a bitch. Hes probably the Anti-Christ but hes still cool! If you don't like him your missing out.I'll have his back so if you mess with him ill eat your children
-Roger a.k.a. Rooster
Chris is the homeslice! He looks out for his true friends like no one else could. He'll open his doors to you and feed you without the green and without a problem and won't brag on how nice he is about it. If it wasn't for this fuck, I probably would of slept on the streets a couple thousand times. He likes to chill and get fucked up like a fucked up fucking fucker! He has his own style of glasses that are copyrighted...you know...©!
-Joe 6000
ur a very good friend u like to listen and are there when im in need
-Vanessa
chris aka the cracker is a really kool guy... his a best friend anyone could have and if theres anyone out there that hates him well go fuck urself... chris is a true friend, his fuuny and not smart (sorry) sometimes.. he find way of making someone feel better when they feel like shit .. so yeah his also a fatass cuz he eats alot but thats not what makes him be him... so yeah chris ur the best and kool and u are just u and nice and weird .. oh not to forget his evil cuz he wont let me play his ps 2 when his talking on the phone..lol the bottom line is his the best and i would take a bullet for him.. thanks chris for being my friend...
-Matilde a.k.a. The Hate Machine
The Crack-uh...how do i explain thee? You're honest without being tactless,which i admire. You always know what to say. You've always been the greatest friend you could to me - my shoulder to cry on,my ally in arguments with jesse (cuz we all know he never makes sense...),my fellow jester,and my support when i needed it most - and you've no idea how much all that means to me. You're the person i run to when i feel i have no one else - you're my best friend. Thank you and rock on,nigga! ?- Briana a.k.a. Zariel -
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My Interests



adopt your own virtual pet!I like hanging out with my friends. I hate school (who doesnt). I like music. I like video games. And i like Ice Cream.
Lewis Black is the fuckin best! .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

This guy... for like one session...
marilyn manson morgan webb and adam sessler

Music:

metal mostly but i like other types. My favorite band is Marilyn Manson and i want to get more into Dimmu Borgir but i really dont hear a very broad range of bands. but other bands i like are: system of a down, slipkont, slayer, guns n' roses, the darkness (lol), rob zombie, nirvana, bob marley, korn, bone thugs n' harmony (no joke), 2pac, snoop dogg. i may have missed a few so if you think i did then please tell me.

Movies:

star wars 1-6 (cuz im lame), all 3 Lord of the Rings, Bill and Teds exelent adventure, and of course Half Baked
And The Big Lebowski... this song is fuckin awsome too!

Television:

fuck tv except for these two

Books:

iv only read a few but i like books i think

Heroes:

i dont even really know what that is supposed to mean

My Blog

English Paper

  During my time in high schoool I have come to nowspecific conclusion as to what career path I willfollow in my post high school years. As a freshman Itook a test that was supposed to tell me what ar...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST

how i got instutionalized...

The assignment asked me to write a poem about why I didn't want to get up in the morning...I cannot moveI cannot standI wish I had time in the palm of my handWhen I get up I wish I were deadWhen I loo...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:39:00 PST