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victoria

You'll thank me when we're duck hunting with Strom Thurman in heaven.

About Me

My name is Victoria, I'm a Las Vegas local born and raised. I love my animals, (good) books, killing brain cells, live music, intelligent political commentary, and my husband. I dislike stupid people, racism, religion in general, r&b "music," and bad grammar. I hate flakes, and I am prejudiced against the stupid (and I am morally disinclined to curb this prejudice). I enjoy being a geeky, know-it-all, lazy slob, watching the news, and ranting about it to whoever is in earshot. If you don't like me, don't understand what I'm talking about, or don't care, feel free to fuck off.

My Interests

Books, music, listed below. Hanging out, watching movies, scrap booking, sewing, sometimes getting a wild hair and writing, playing with my kitties and my 3 dogs, hanging with my man. Feeding my obsessions with science fiction and current events.

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I'd like to meet:

Cool nerdy people who like to talk about books and movies... anyone on the level, that's smart and has a sense of humor. Oh, and people with (papered) male blue-nosed pit bulls so that my female can make babies with them.MY DAEMON

Music:

NOFX, Stevie Wonder, The White Stripes, Social Distortion, DETHKLOK, CSNY, Cream, The Who, (old hippie music in general) Suicidal Tendencies, Black Flag, Janis Joplin, Rage Against The Machine, SOAD, Bad Religion, Linkin Park, Sublime, Pink Floyd, Led Zep, Tenacious D, The BEATLES, Dave Matthews Band, SYSTEM OF A DOWN (did i mention them?) lots of random loudness oh and EYES LIKE DIAMONDS IS GOOD TOO CHECK EM OUT.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Braveheart, The Last of the Mohicans, High Fidelity, Gattaca, Clerks 1 AND 2, The Island, BORAT (high five!), Gangs of New York, Talladega Nights, V For Vendetta, Fight Club, all Star Wars and most Star Trek (ALL THE MOVIES EXCEPT #5), 40 Year Old Virgin, American History X, Fifth Element, The Princess Bride, Free Enterprise, The Neverending Story, The Sword in the Stone (animated disney version), Big Fish, The Little Mermaid, I Am Sam, Matrix movies, Kill Bill 1&2, Forrest Gump, Better Off Dead, Domino, Lucky Number Slevin, TANK GIRL, Amelie, Fletch, Pride and Prejudice, Natural Born Killers, Secretary, Ong Bak Thai Warrior, The Protector, American Beauty, Charie and the Chocolate Factory, Howl's Moving Castle, Boondock Saints, Resivoir Dogs, Quills... more that I can't remember. Anything with John Cusack, Emilio Estevez, Daniel Day Lewis, or James Spader. Also, anything based on a book I've read that didn't completely ruin it.

Television:

ORIGINAL AND NEXT GEN STAR TREK. METALOCALYPSE. South Park. Boondocks. American Dad. Family Guy.... just enough CNN per day to fuel my election season fever. that is about all

Books:

I love "Atlas Shrugged" and "We the Living" (and everything else) by Ayn Rand, "Stranger In a Strange Land" (and everything else) by Robert Heinlein and the "Dragonriders of Pern" series by Anne McCaffrey. also, Lloyd Alexander, Philip Pullman, Gregory Maguire, Neal Stephenson, Margaret Atwood, Leo Tolstoy, Piers Anthony, Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut, and Diana Wynne Jones are some of my favorite authors. Oh and Harry Potter is AWESOME.

Heroes:

DUMBLEDORE. Ayn Rand. Richard Dawkins.

My Blog

For anyone who has ever loved on my kitty Scooter

Scooter Libby died last night. She was attacked by our dachshund, BaeBae. There were tiny bites on her body. When we came home last night we found her laying on the floor, not moving, but still alive....
Posted by victoria on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:27:00 PST

You Can Put Lipstick On A Pig, But...

As you know, I have been blogging enthusiastically against Sarah Palin and John McCain recently. However, I feel that this my opinions regarding this candidate have now become superfluous- she can sta...
Posted by victoria on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 05:06:00 PST

Of Pit Bulls and Hockey Moms: Part Two

In my ongoing attempt to clear the names of the poor, undeserving Pit Bulls who have been unjustly defamed by comparisons to the Vice Presidential nominee for the Republicans, I bring you part 2 of my...
Posted by victoria on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:22:00 PST

Of Pit Bulls and Hockey Moms

                 It seems to me that our dear GOP presidential and vice presidential contenders have been taking some libert...
Posted by victoria on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:07:00 PST

America’s TOP 10 BOOKS

THIS IS FROM A HARRIS POLL ASKING FOR THE FAVORITE BOOKS OF ALL TIME. Thanks to Disinformation for this one.TABLE 1: FAVORITE BOOK"What is your favorite book of all time?"Unprompted responses Base: A...
Posted by victoria on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:15:00 PST

The Idiots Have Taken Over

I’d like to address a massive group of people that annoy me. They are people who don’t know what the fuck they are talking about but talk about it anyway. People who can be heard saying se...
Posted by victoria on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:43:00 PST

GOD HATES YOU!!!!

Did you know that God hates fags? And Ireland? And Mexico? And Heath Ledger, the Catholic Church, Sweden, Canada, Jerry Falwell, dead soldiers, the Supreme Court, Steven Colbert, Jon Stewart, Firefigh...
Posted by victoria on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:00:00 PST

McCain: My worst political nightmare.

I did a little bit of googling on John McCain yesterday, if only because, back in the day, I used to kind of respect him. In some ways he still rings the right notes for me... all that sexy talk about...
Posted by victoria on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:54:00 PST

ME IN 2003!!! (I Rule.)

May 2003 War and the All-American Idiot Box: Tune in to cable news for the latest episode of ’Operation Iraqi Freedom’ ...
Posted by victoria on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:58:00 PST

Sex Crimes and Little White Lies

There are a few things going on in American politics I would like to address. The first are the new sex crimes, which consist of HAVING SEX AS A PUBLIC OFFICIAL. Apparently, America’s moral fron...
Posted by victoria on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:53:00 PST