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J. Miller

Either I said something funny...or she's eyeballin the exit...

About Me

You can probably drink me under the table three ways, that's why I'm labeled light weight. I've smoked like a joke, and exhale faster than I inhale. My only illusions come from my head being envious of my bottom heavy legs. I've learn to distraught. Learn to spit talk. Your face was wet the day we met...that's how you liked it you must admit. I better go to my room and turn on the light, pretend I have an idea....get a lot power through showers and be known for my might. Durfuckinghan.Her juices still aline the walls of my room. I'll clone her and she wont have a belly button. But it will be fine. She never liked me putting my finger in that endless hole. I may have closeted her memory. So when she comes back...she'll be lesbian for me. I'll lead my shots in the dark...and maybe my love bite will hit her before she even steps again. I wish you would agree with me again. Where I never speak any questions...yet the answer is YES! All the time. It would be that time again....to put on the wig...and compare the shine. You're still glorious in the mind. You'll remember this, when no grooves fit like mine. I'm not the best, but no one is me. I grew a batch of hair on the bottom of my chin, to make it seem like my jaw was more manly than it was. Then I'd shave it off, so you could make me up all girly...to make me look like the bitch I was. You'll make a guest appearance in all my dreams, with producer credit for my creams. I'll breed you a cat with wings....clip them to tame that poor little kitty. I love you too much. So I'll beat some son of a bitches face flat straight to the back of his skull, so he'll know what it's like to be one dimensional. Lets be back to laughing, about some stories that never happened to me.

My Interests

I like to play with....herself. I like taking long walks in the graveyard with rabbits. I like turning the tide at the last minute...so the hero may have a winning chance. I'm quite interesting in singularities. I'd like to be one strip of existance. I'm sexy sort of.Home of the Hypnobaby as seen by Jacob Miller.

I'd like to meet:

Actually I would like to meet a bodyless pussy...that's someone scared camping away behind a rock with a shotgun.

Music:

Bitch I like The Blood Brothers, MSI, SOAD, Abbreviations Are For Losers(AAFL) Sage Francis before I was cut off from the sorce code. Large Beetles, and small pebbles rollin. Nah I hate those last two.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction is fiction for the crappy juicers. I love that movie. Enternal Sunshin of the Spotless Mind...cause I remember. 300, cause it about headlessness. Grindhouse, cause that movie is too badass, and our movie that I love to watch with her. Aqua Teen, cause they told me too. The Thing, cause it's thingy was on my shoulder. Fight Club, cause fighting with clubs will bathing with your best buddies rock.

Television:

Adult Swim stuff, I always wanted to swim with old farts. Nothing else matters...cause it's TV...mindless nigga. I love you.

Books:

My favorite book is about dophins and their mothers. I wish I read all those books. I like small comics. Sorry.

Heroes:

My dad.