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The King of Terrible

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About Me

Hi. My name is Adam and I'm 25 years old. I graduated in 2004 from Rutgers University with a BS in Comp Sci and now I work full time in South Plainfield as a computer programmer.
Random things:
How does someone lose their job handing out towels to naked guys in a locker room?
I like honest people. I like to keep my car clean. I like nice things. I like to be organized, even though I almost always have clothes stacked on top of my dresser instead of in it. Hoo Hoo, I invented everything Robin; tell'em Fred. I love to laugh. I like going to comedy clubs. Jim Norton is a dirty and very funny guy. If you can't afford it, you don't need it. If you are doing something and the thought of "I shouldn't be doing this" pops into your head, maybe you should stop.
Random quotes:
"do you know why he walks like that?"
"maybe he'll invite you next time he has a barbeque at his house"
"what chu call that? ribble?"..." "ra dig a lus"
"they all look the same"
"are you a shitdick?"
"they have menus here?"
"man, who the fuck is calling you now"
"what's that fucking red battery mean?"
"fucking italian pepper dancing around"
"fuck you adam"
"stop your macho bullshit"
"u know!"
"never felt so jewish before"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Adam
Birthday: March 10, 1982
Birthplace: Queens, NY
Current Location: Fords, NJ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 50% Italian, and then a mix from my Dad's side
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance
Pepsi or Coke: Water (Pepsi if I have to choose)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't care
Chocolate or Vanilla: if ice cream, vanilla; if candy, chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: nope, never
Do you Swear: yep
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: only once a year for me...
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no, I've been there enough already =)
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: I believe the creator of this survey can't spell
Do you get Motion Sickness: on boats
Do you think you are Attractive: I know I'm no 10, but yes I think I'm attractive
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: well I'm not scared of them
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: does last night count?
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but they are great!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: I don't think so...I don't just tease, I follow though
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: probably when I was young and mommy wouldn't buy it
How do you want to Die: when I'm old...and not in a vicious murder
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I thought I was grown up?
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd like to go to Italy someday, but I would like to go all over the world
Number of Drugs I have taken: none/not a current user
Number of Piercings: don't care
Number of Tattoos: don't care / prefer none
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not picky
Favourite Hair Color: not picky, but I've always liked dark curly hair
Short or Long Hair: in the middle? (shoulder / few inches longer)
Height: ? - 5'10" ... you can't be too much taller then me, but you can be shorter =)
Weight: it's just a number
smokes: no
drinks: yes

My Interests

Favorite Beer:

Other good drinks:
Long Island Iced Tea
Redbull & Vodka (new)
Southern Comfort & Lime (or as Diego would say 'Soothurn Coompfort')
Gin & Tonic (rarely)

I'd like to meet:

A girl who:
- likes to have fun but can be serious
- doesn't like to play mind games
- is honest / can be trusted
- knows what she 'wants to do when she grows up' and is doing it or working towards it
- can intelligently hold a conversation
- doesn't disappear after a month
...more to come

Music:

50 Cent
Beyonce
Black Eyed Peas
Bloodhound Gang
Disturbed
G Unit (members)
Lil' Jon
Linkin Park
Ludacris
Jay-Z
Snoop D O double Ga Z
Staind
System of a Down
Ying Tang Twins
...more will come when I get bored

Movies:


Back to the Future
Beverly Hills Cop
Coming to America
Office Space
Trading Places
Spaceballs
Star Wars
...more will come when I get bored

Television:

Family Guy
Laguna Beach
Law & Order
Prison Break
Real Word
Simpsons
...more will come when I get bored

Heroes:

My grandfather (07-08-1997). At least I would say he is my most missed person. I learned a lot from him and still hold true to some of his values/sayings.