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DustyBottoms

Ryan Marris 1978 - 2007

About Me

My life for the better part of six months has been turned upside down. The most recent is the death of my friend and cousin Ryan Marris. Ryan was killed by a drunk driver early Sunday morning January 14th, 2007. Ryan and two other people were killed in a three car crash. Ryan is survived by his wife Tonya and 14 month old daughter Annie.My Cousin and Friend Ryan Marris 1978-2007 Killed by a Drunk Driver


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What have I been doing?
My name is Dusty Hartill. I have nicknames such as Dusty Bottoms, Hops, Hump and Dirty Ape. I was born in Spokane, WA and grew up in the small town of Kettle Falls, WA. Graduated from Kettle Falls, WA where I basically had my head up my ass and was never an outgoing person that I am now. Miss that place (miss the friends I had there, or the ones I thought were my friends at least) but opted to go to college near Phoenix, AZ after high school (and I am talking like 2 days after graduation day) and played two seasons @ Scottsdale Community College. School was first for me there and football second. Had a very good freshmen year at SS/LB and was looking to transfer to a four year school but had a bad ankle and knee injury in the first game of my sophomore year and that was that. However, after SCC I attended Taliesin West Architect School and it was a major bitch to get into and expensive as hell. A couple of years after my injuries I started playing football again in a semi-pro league called Arizona Football League which I played from 2000 to 2004. Now I have concentrated on other projects and the family business here in Phoenix, AZ.
Little about me
Family is first but my friends are important to me. Love hanging out with them even if they are idiots half the time. Love to travel and have been to plenty of places so I will just list the ones I want to go to: 21 day drunken haze in various countries in Europe, Australia, China and Japan. Most people think I cant cook...WRONG. Most people think I am too nice....WRONG. Most people think I am a gut busting alcoholic 24/7....WRONG. Most people think I am the only one that is responsible out of all the friends I have...well maybe your right. I am famous for wearing a t-shirt that says I AM A LESBIAN which was stolen from me but it got me in the Phoenix Gazette. I am known for buying flowers for women just to be nice. I am known for eating a gallon of vanilla ice cream. I am known for telling people the day of when I have shaved my balls and butt crack hairs. Some where in the world someone has a picture of me wearing bright yellow Speedos (please send me it). I am just an easy going guy that is family oriented, has many friends and never jokes around....about Speedos.
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Speedos, Sports, Music, Extreme Sports (that can hurt me), Wierd Things, Women, Xbox, Architecture, HTML, Computers, Digital Art, Internet Humor, Drinking, Building Things That Make Me Drink Better and Even More, Women, Hanging Out With Friends Until 6am, Modding, Road Trips, Women, Hiking, Fishing, Reading, Politics, The Dubliner, COACH HOUSE, Speedo Contests, Body Building (yes I am on a program now and eating lots of fiber to make me.....well shit more), Vanilla Milk Shakes (damn now I have to give this up now that I am on a program or screw the program and stick with the Milk Shakes.
Street Lights of Phoenix by Me

I'd like to meet:


Artist Julian Beever , Gino Marietta, Kiziko Tanikutsu, Blacksmith Philip Simmons , most underrated actor colonic's , Dave Chapelle, Architect Louis Sullivan, Architect Santiago Calatrava,
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Pictures of my 2004 Yamaha WR250F project bike (runs great right now but needs a few upgrades). Still a work in progress that will take place over the next couple of months. I have no space in my garage, thanks Travis. Currently working looking to get a new suspension and FMF-Q render part needs repair. Yamaha mod’s performed (snorkel, throttle stop, grey wire). As I said still a work in progress but it runs like a champ as is.

Music:

Comfort For Change, Stuckmode, MANNTIS, Underoath, 36 Crazy Fists, As I Lay Dying, The Used, Taproot, Thursday, Tool, Deftones, , Depswa, SlipKnot, Korn, from autumn to ashes, Killswitch Engaged, hatebreed, Mudvayne, mushroomhead, fear factory, System of a Down, Pantera, Snot, In Flames, Funeral For A Friend, Sinai Beach, Norma Jean, Incubus, A Perfect Circle, Chevelle, Evergreen Terrace, Rage Against The Machine, Primus, Dream Theatre, Turn of the Screw, Glassjaw, poison the well, thrice, hed PE, 40 Below Summer, Blindside, Unloco, Nothingface, Coal Chamber, boy sets fire, third from the rear, Day Two, A Dying Declaration, Cheva, OTEP, stay the course, eandi, Dead Poetic, Kids In The Way, Scars of Tomorrow, The Bled, non point, A Thorn For Every Heart, Rise Against, Veda Skyes, This Bitter Sky, Fellway, Still Haven, Relapse (MA), 100iluses, Johnny Cash, Shadows Fall, bleeding through, Disposable Assassins, Mars Volta, Snapcase, Sublime, Breaking Benjamin, He Is Legend, This Runs Through, Death by Crash, Nurez Dukil, Dropkick Murphy's, Flogging Molly, AFI, Five Dead, , At The Drive In (only three songs), We Are Lions, Yesterdays Rising, IF NOT, WINTER, The Receiving End of Sirens, Emery, A Dozen Furies, Dear Whoever, Misery Signals, Pummelhog, Between The Buried And Me, Canderia, Every Time I Die, Haste The Day, In Reverent Fear, As Cities Burn, From First to Last, Comeback Kid, Cursive, Bleed The Dream, A Bitter Farewell, Saosin, Nodes Of Ranvier, Most Precious Blood, Feeling Left Out (Acoustic Only), Head Automatica (only @ parties), Beloved, The Dying Effect, It Dies Today, Waterdown, Picket Line, The SmashUp, Chiodos, A Beautiful Epiphany, Fermata, A Life In Vain, A Blinding Silence, Sworn Enemy, bloodsimple, Bleeding Kansas, The Goodwill, Caliban, 10 Years, Simple Wisdom, OnceOver, Breath of Water, Fivespeed, Walls of Jericho, Death By Stereo, This Is Hell, Hard-Fi, concisebloc., Karate High School, Fire It Up!, Flee The Seen, Seventh Star, The Killing Moon, You In Series, Within Chaos, Finch, August Burns Red, Extol, Demon Hunter, I Am Ghost, Opus Dai, Nodes of Ranvier, The Human Abstract, Alesana, the Underwater, Kingston Falls, Juliette, Refused, 311, Jack Johnson, Vaya, Far-Less, Someday, Versus the Mirror, The Classic Crime, Alex is on Fire, Protest The Hero, The Soap Opera Coma, This Runs Through, Twin Falls, Black Light Burns, Don't Let Go, Guns Like Girls, Rosaline, Bullet For My Valentine, Devil Driver, Idiot Pilot, Meriwether, Hot Water Music, At All Cost, Sickle, A Static Lullaby, These Arms Are Snakes, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Bloodshed Ensemble, The Manhattan Address, The Fall of Troy, Protest The Hero, The Light Season, Societys Finest, Nevea Tears, On Broken Wings, GODS, Calico System, The Burning Season, brothers + sisters, Spineshank, Areta, Purity, Himsa, Mastodon, James Brown, Pretend You're Alive (cousins boyfriend plays in this band), good easy listening),Vektor, Crackjaw, Morning Red, Fist of Five, Explosions, Evans Blue, Ok Go, Souls Harbor, Boy Hits Car, Nerve Engine(UK), Kinlin, Father (Croatia), Forever Never, From Almost The End, Lydia, Day of Fire, Dash The Assassin, Red, Bush, Disciple, Pillar, The Fire The Flood, For The Drive, Alexisonfire, Armor For Sleep, The Snake The Cross The Crown, Vougan (Brazil), We Are Scientists, Chris Brian Gussa (best surfer music), Bitterdoji, Soulitary (Brazil), Job For A Cowboy, Giantkiller, Minerva (MEX), Clifton, Destroy the Runner, Burn In Silence, Neurosis, The Gooch, Will Haven, The Indomitable Iron Sloth, JED, Exotic Animal Petting Zoo, The Almost, Beyond The Citadel of Coup de Grace, Lesser Heroes, Seize The Moment, Mankillsman, Battle of Mice, Red Sparowes, The Famine, Oh, Sleeper, Separation Of Self, Truth About Lies, Wax On Radio, Bloodsimple, Amazing Device, Mastodon, Folly, In This Moment, Walls of Jericho, Unearth, All That Remains, My Fiction, Destroy The Runner, Russian Circles, Pelican, Tusk, Holy Roman Empire (she is a hell of a singer), Bear Claw, MONO (Japan), Explosions In The Sky, Galactic Bison, Nebra (Swiss), Keelhaul, Isis, Shora (Swiss), Five Finger Death Punch, Nyles Lannon, envy (Japan), these monsters, Ben Kenney, Andy Mckee (insane guitar player) Greeley Estates, Point 9 Percent
New Music or stuff I discovered again

Punish Them, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Ill Patriot, Pelican, Circo, Quicksand, Walls of Jericho, Grade, Still Remains, Bless The Fall, A Skylit Drive, Emarosa, (in theory), iwrestledabearonce, Far-Less, The Glass Ocean, Sky Eats Airplane, Atria, Flush, A Life of Science
Newest CD

HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT I AM GOING TO WASTE MY TIME LISTING THEM ALL!

Movies:

Vec Di Secteqy, Star Wars Kid: Who Is He? (Documentry), Napoleon Dynamite, Ran, The Devil's Backbone, Memento, Bus 174, Shaun of the Dead, Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, Snatch (Locked, Stocked and Two Smoking Barrels), Goodfellas, THX 1138, Old School, Team America, Sin City, Crash, Melvin Killed Me, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Inside Deep Throat (Documentry), The 40-Year-Old-Virgin, Grizzly Man (Documentry), Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, Waiting
New Movies Added:

The Dark Knight

Television:

Edge of Sports, MTV's Battle for Ozzfest, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Soup, Daily Show, American Chopper, SportsCenter, Fuse Channel, TechTV's ScreenSavers, Bam, Party Boyz, Stay Away B*tch, (UK) Local Dark Underground, Family Guy, The Sopranos, NFL Live, MXC, The Contender, Most Dangerous Catch, Rescue Me (brilliant show Stupid Twat), Starved, Over There, The Too Damn Rich (show on BBC Extended that profiles the outragous rich....and then I hate them all after I watch it), Inked, Under A Microscope (sick show showing the little things of our world...ants have it so easy), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Reminds me of stupid crap we do today), South Park (you do crap your pants before you die), The Simpsons (Jebus Hates Me), Reno 911.
New Shows Added:
Extreme Engineering, BAM (he is an idiot but who isn't?), Top Chef (because I love food), Battlestar Galactica (The New One), Trailer Park Boys (Very Funny Canadian Show), SportScience, Planet in Peril, Bizzare Foods, Man vs Wild

Books:

Davarious, Norsticival Noir ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------

Heroes:

My younger brother Jon who served in Iraq.

My Blog

Damn My Kidney......at least I didn't get kicked out of the Clubhouse

This Is Serious Well I would like to apologize for not answering my phone the past couple of days and also not hanging out for the past couple of weeks . My kidney almost completely shut down. I have ...
Posted by DustyBottoms on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:48:00 PST

Roadside Enema's

Last night was too much for me. Guys so I appologize if I offended anyone with business idea of roadside enema's. Richard, Anthony, Cam, Steve and Henry good show even though you were under not the be...
Posted by DustyBottoms on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 12:05:00 PST

Monsignor Maguire - The Man That Saved The Coach House Bar

Services for Monsignor Eugene Maguire, an Irish priest who shepherded Scottsdale's first Catholic parish for more than 40 years, were held Wednesday. Maguire, 86, died Friday night at his home. He had...
Posted by DustyBottoms on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:28:00 PST

Anthony Gabuzzi - The Door Master

Ok last night we were at Boston's down in Tempe for some good times. I just got done playing a game of basketball (which we almost had one of the most amazing comebacks) in a league that I play i...
Posted by DustyBottoms on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:20:00 PST

Cracked My Ribs

So on Monday I cracked my ribs trying to Jeremy McGrath it. We were dirt biking way out in Palo Verde and I went over a small jump that had soft dirt at the bottom of the landing. The dirt gave way an...
Posted by DustyBottoms on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 06:41:00 PST

Another Doug Moment

*warning this post is not edited as I did not have time* I must say I dont think it is a record (referring to my brothers roommate who got kicked out of a bar no more than 30 minutes after turning ...
Posted by DustyBottoms on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:15:00 PST

The Party of the Year, Goodbye Zowi and Nadia (aka: Ukrainians)

(not spell checked.......who cares) Best Party Ok it's 3:00pm and I am just waking up after partying until 6pm this morning. WTF Dusty, you should still be in bed and believe me I should because I a...
Posted by DustyBottoms on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 03:31:00 PST

Theft, What a Shitty Week

Theft Wednesday night for the second time (different location this time) in past six months, my truck was broken into. Along with it my cell phone my CD player, digital camera, and DeWalt Cordless 18v...
Posted by DustyBottoms on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 03:19:00 PST

Fast pitch softball sucks and where is my shirt?

How the hell does one person get hit twice by a softball in one game.....and in the head for that matter? Well it happend to me. Also, if anyone has seen my I'm A Lesbian t-shirt please contact me. T...
Posted by DustyBottoms on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Manntis Show tomorrow night

I will be going to the Manntis show Monday 28th starts 7pm @ Martini Ranch in Scottsdale. Should be good and Donnie no f*cking speedo's with holes in the crotch f*g.
Posted by DustyBottoms on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST