About Me
Hello ladies..
A little about me:
Hi, my name is Philip and kiwi-strawberry ruined my life,
( ^ me @ AA meeting.. )
I was voted 'World's Greatest Sex Machine',
I started my own fight club,
I drop my pants to my ankles when at a urinal,
I'm in a gang: 'The Grape Slushies', we're gettin some street cred,
I was an underwear model for Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and almost every other high class clothing company, then I was trampled at a Barbra Streisand concert and this is what came out.. Even better looking.. But there's more to life than being really really really really ridiculously good looking..
Common misconceptions:
See, people like yoooouuu think that ol' Philly lives in some sort of houseboat just drinkin' daquiris and listenin' to Jimmy Buffet..
See, people like yooouuuu think that ol' Philly lives in some sort of abandoned railroad car just travelin' from state to state eatin' sardines out of a can and tellin' stories to strangers and pettin' his scraggly little dog he has..
See, people like yoooouuu think that ol' Philly lives in some sort of magical hot-air-balloon kingdom where he just zooms around on a Segway scooter and watches soap operas and does Sudoku..
See, people like yoooouuu think that ol' Philly lives in a run-down laundry detergent factory where he just eats candy out of a box that he has and just writes short stories and twirls his hair..
See, people like yoooouuu think that "ol' Philly" is some sort of stowaway on Paul Simmon's tour bus, just travelin' across America and eatin' Teddy Grahams, and, when people fall asleep, and spittin' em in their ears..
See, people like yoooouuu think that ol' Philly is on some jewel-encrusted surfboard just floatin' in the middle of a wave pool readin' romance novels and thinkin' about boys..
People like yoooouuu think that ol' Philly lives on a Hollywood movie studio set that's made to look like a World War II fighter jet, and he just lounges around all day gettin' baked, and callin' his friends and hangin' up on em..
Now, if you're not a girl, hit the back button and get off my space!
Add a nigga!:
Philip Starkes
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