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Whiskey

Gentlemen, grab your toilets!

About Me

I'm great for any occasion, especially if taken in excess! I'm good from a shot glass, tumbler, a belly button, a pint, or just straight form the bottle. Some say I can ruin a good time. I say, "I MAKE THE GOOD TIME!" I make the panties drop! I bring out the truth! I make America what it is today! To dislike me is to hate your beloved country! Anyway, who's down for a shot?!?!

My Interests

Giving you a whole hell of a lot of liquid courage. Go ahead, buddy! If I'm there, she'll never be out of your league!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone wanting to get wasted. And your mom.

Music:

Anything that will make the panties drop!